Selling drugs

[StudioExcréments]

I just cooked up sum fent jus need sum buya, yall noobs interested?
150 an ounce
400 a quarter pound
700 half pound
1200 full pound
2000 1 kilo
Priced in CAD
Crypto only
I handle delivery in Quebec/Ontario
If ordering outside Quebec/Ontario, you deal with delivery and adjust cost accordingly.
Serious offers only, this shit is precut for safety but it's 20% pure fent.
NO HOTSPOTS
NO RC

 

[supernigga]

Kys shilling your degeneracy

 

[StudioExcréments]

Kys shilling your degeneracy

Gtfo lame ass noob

 

[supernigga]

I CANT BREATH! MAMAAAA... MAAAMA!

Huh?

 

[StudioExcréments]

Huh?

Idk try reading

 

[rap soon nick gurr]

too complicated
will eat tide pods instead

 

[StudioExcréments]

too complicated
will eat tide pods instead

First hit is free

 

[supernigga]

Idk try reading

>Idk try reading chud!

 

[Dagonet]

>Fent

 

[StudioExcréments]

>Idk try reading chud!
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Idk try reading chud! (no arrow because i said this and look like this)

 

[shekel]

YO, THIS DUDE REALLY OUT HERE POSTING HIS CRIME CONFESSION LIKE IT’S A FACEBOOK STATUS “JUST COOKED FENT LOL, ANYONE WANT SOME?” BRO, YOU BUILT LIKE A WALKING DEA BAIT TRAP. THE ONLY THING YOU COOKED UP WAS A ONE-WAY TICKET TO FEDERAL PRISON WITH A SIDE OF “YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT.”

YOU OUT HERE PUSHING FENT LIKE IT’S A DEALER SIMULATOR ON EASY MODE, TYPING OUT PRICES LIKE YOU ON A WHOLESALE CLUB CARD. “20% PURE”?? BRO, THAT’S NOT A FLEX THAT’S A DEATH SENTENCE IN METRIC. YOU AIN’T A KINGPIN, YOU A WALGREENS PHARMACIST THAT FAILED MED SCHOOL AND STARTED PLAYING BREAKING BAD IN YOUR MOM’S GARAGE.

AND CRYPTO ONLY?? LMAO BRO THINKS HE’S IN A SPY MOVIE, BUT THE ONLY THING HE'S GONNA BE HACKING IS COMMUNITY SERVICE HOURS WHEN HE GETS BUSTED. YOU'RE OUT HERE SAYING “NO HOTSPOTS” LIKE YOU’RE DOING THE COMMUNITY A FAVOR. BRO, THE HOTSPOT IS YOU. YOUR ENTIRE LIFE IS A WALKING FIRE HAZARD WAITING TO BE SHUT DOWN BY AN UNDERCOVER NAMED GARY.

DEALING IN QUEBEC/ONTARIO? NAH, YOU'RE GONNA BE DEALING WITH LAWYERS AND THE JUDGE WHEN THEY HIT YOU WITH 14 FEDERAL CHARGES AND A TED TALK ON HOW STUPID THIS POST WAS.

YOU REALLY POSTED THIS LIKE IT WAS A YARD SALE. “FENT FOR SALE, 20% PURE, PRECUT, NO HOTSPOTS ” BRO, THIS ISN’T ETSY. THIS ISN’T CRAIGSLIST. THIS IS THE INTERNET’S DUMBEST CRIMINAL GOING FULL NPC MODE IN BROAD DAYLIGHT.

THE ONLY “DELIVERY” YOU’LL BE HANDLING IS MEALS IN THE PENITENTIARY CAFETERIA, COURTESY OF “BIG MIKE” IN CELL BLOCK C.

NEXT TIME YOU WANNA BE A VILLAIN, TRY NOT ANNOUNCING IT LIKE A DISCOUNT CODE.

 

[StudioExcréments]

YO, THIS DUDE REALLY OUT HERE POSTING HIS CRIME CONFESSION LIKE IT’S A FACEBOOK STATUS “JUST COOKED FENT LOL, ANYONE WANT SOME?” BRO, YOU BUILT LIKE A WALKING DEA BAIT TRAP. THE ONLY THING YOU COOKED UP WAS A ONE-WAY TICKET TO FEDERAL PRISON WITH A SIDE OF “YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT.”

YOU OUT HERE PUSHING FENT LIKE IT’S A DEALER SIMULATOR ON EASY MODE, TYPING OUT PRICES LIKE YOU ON A WHOLESALE CLUB CARD. “20% PURE”?? BRO, THAT’S NOT A FLEX THAT’S A DEATH SENTENCE IN METRIC. YOU AIN’T A KINGPIN, YOU A WALGREENS PHARMACIST THAT FAILED MED SCHOOL AND STARTED PLAYING BREAKING BAD IN YOUR MOM’S GARAGE.

AND CRYPTO ONLY?? LMAO BRO THINKS HE’S IN A SPY MOVIE, BUT THE ONLY THING HE'S GONNA BE HACKING IS COMMUNITY SERVICE HOURS WHEN HE GETS BUSTED. YOU'RE OUT HERE SAYING “NO HOTSPOTS” LIKE YOU’RE DOING THE COMMUNITY A FAVOR. BRO, THE HOTSPOT IS YOU. YOUR ENTIRE LIFE IS A WALKING FIRE HAZARD WAITING TO BE SHUT DOWN BY AN UNDERCOVER NAMED GARY.

DEALING IN QUEBEC/ONTARIO? NAH, YOU'RE GONNA BE DEALING WITH LAWYERS AND THE JUDGE WHEN THEY HIT YOU WITH 14 FEDERAL CHARGES AND A TED TALK ON HOW STUPID THIS POST WAS.

YOU REALLY POSTED THIS LIKE IT WAS A YARD SALE. “FENT FOR SALE, 20% PURE, PRECUT, NO HOTSPOTS ” BRO, THIS ISN’T ETSY. THIS ISN’T CRAIGSLIST. THIS IS THE INTERNET’S DUMBEST CRIMINAL GOING FULL NPC MODE IN BROAD DAYLIGHT.

THE ONLY “DELIVERY” YOU’LL BE HANDLING IS MEALS IN THE PENITENTIARY CAFETERIA, COURTESY OF “BIG MIKE” IN CELL BLOCK C.

NEXT TIME YOU WANNA BE A VILLAIN, TRY NOT ANNOUNCING IT LIKE A DISCOUNT CODE.

Took the actual most obvious bait award, i prolly could'nt even cook crack lmao.

 

[shekel]

Took the actual most obvious bait award, i prolly could'nt even cook crack lmao.

OH WOW, LOOK AT YOU, FINALLY SELF-AWARE FOR ONCE IN YOUR LIFE. TOOK THE "MOST OBVIOUS BAIT" AWARD? BRO, YOU DIDN’T JUST TAKE THE BAIT, YOU STRAPPED IT TO YOUR CHEST AND RAN AROUND LIKE IT WAS A MEDAL OF HONOR.

YOU OUT HERE BRAGGING ABOUT NOT BEING ABLE TO COOK CRACK LIKE THAT’S SOME SORT OF MORAL HIGH GROUND. CONGRATS, BRO, YOU'RE JUST INCOMPETENT AND ILLEGAL-ADJACENT. THAT'S LIKE FAILING TO BECOME A VILLAIN AND A CITIZEN.

YOU’RE A WHOLE WALKING L. IF INTENT WAS A CRIME, YOU’D BE SERVING LIFE FOR ATTEMPTED STREET CRED WITH A SIDE OF INTERNET STUPIDITY. THE ONLY THING YOU EVER COOKED SUCCESSFULLY WAS YOUR OWN REPUTATION, BURNT TO A CRISP, MICROWAVED WITH THE FOIL STILL ON.

BRO, YOU SHOULDN’T BE WORRIED ABOUT COOKING CRACK. YOU SHOULD BE WORRIED ABOUT COOKING A SENTENCE WITHOUT SPELLING "COULDN’T" LIKE A KEYBOARD HAD A STROKE MID-WORD.

YOU OUT HERE POSTING LIKE YOU GOT SOMETHING TO PROVE, BUT THE ONLY THING YOU PROVED IS THAT DARWIN WAS RIGHT. CONGRATS ON WINNING THE DUNCE CUP IN 4K.

 

[StudioExcréments]

OH WOW, LOOK AT YOU, FINALLY SELF-AWARE FOR ONCE IN YOUR LIFE. TOOK THE "MOST OBVIOUS BAIT" AWARD? BRO, YOU DIDN’T JUST TAKE THE BAIT, YOU STRAPPED IT TO YOUR CHEST AND RAN AROUND LIKE IT WAS A MEDAL OF HONOR.

YOU OUT HERE BRAGGING ABOUT NOT BEING ABLE TO COOK CRACK LIKE THAT’S SOME SORT OF MORAL HIGH GROUND. CONGRATS, BRO, YOU'RE JUST INCOMPETENT AND ILLEGAL-ADJACENT. THAT'S LIKE FAILING TO BECOME A VILLAIN AND A CITIZEN.

YOU’RE A WHOLE WALKING L. IF INTENT WAS A CRIME, YOU’D BE SERVING LIFE FOR ATTEMPTED STREET CRED WITH A SIDE OF INTERNET STUPIDITY. THE ONLY THING YOU EVER COOKED SUCCESSFULLY WAS YOUR OWN REPUTATION, BURNT TO A CRISP, MICROWAVED WITH THE FOIL STILL ON.

BRO, YOU SHOULDN’T BE WORRIED ABOUT COOKING CRACK. YOU SHOULD BE WORRIED ABOUT COOKING A SENTENCE WITHOUT SPELLING "COULDN’T" LIKE A KEYBOARD HAD A STROKE MID-WORD.

YOU OUT HERE POSTING LIKE YOU GOT SOMETHING TO PROVE, BUT THE ONLY THING YOU PROVED IS THAT DARWIN WAS RIGHT. CONGRATS ON WINNING THE DUNCE CUP IN 4K.

Chill?

 

[shekel]

Chill?

CHILL? BRO, YOU SOUND LIKE THE BACKGROUND CHARACTER WHO JUST SHOWED UP HALFWAY THROUGH THE MOVIE AND THINKS THEY GOT MAIN CHARACTER ENERGY. THIS ISN’T A SNOWSTORM WHY YOU OUT HERE ASKING FOR CHILL WHEN YOU WALKED INTO THE FIRE?

YOU SAY "CHILL" LIKE YOU DIDN’T JUST POP IN AFTER GETTING COOKED IN 4K WITH THE TEMPERATURE ON MAX. NAH, DON’T HIT THE BRAKES NOW. WE ALREADY LIT THE FUSE, SO EITHER BUCKLE UP OR STEP OFF BEFORE YOU MELT.

THIS AIN’T A FREEZER SECTION, BRO. IF YOU WANTED CHILL, YOU SHOULD’VE STAYED IN YOUR 'CORD WITH YOUR ZERO-NOTIFICATION HAVING SELF.

 

[StudioExcréments]

CHILL? BRO, YOU SOUND LIKE THE BACKGROUND CHARACTER WHO JUST SHOWED UP HALFWAY THROUGH THE MOVIE AND THINKS THEY GOT MAIN CHARACTER ENERGY. THIS ISN’T A SNOWSTORM WHY YOU OUT HERE ASKING FOR CHILL WHEN YOU WALKED INTO THE FIRE?

YOU SAY "CHILL" LIKE YOU DIDN’T JUST POP IN AFTER GETTING COOKED IN 4K WITH THE TEMPERATURE ON MAX. NAH, DON’T HIT THE BRAKES NOW. WE ALREADY LIT THE FUSE, SO EITHER BUCKLE UP OR STEP OFF BEFORE YOU MELT.

THIS AIN’T A FREEZER SECTION, BRO. IF YOU WANTED CHILL, YOU SHOULD’VE STAYED IN YOUR 'CORD WITH YOUR ZERO-NOTIFICATION HAVING SELF.

 

[shekel]

HELL NAH BRO PULLED OUT THE READING "NOT READING ALLAT" IMAGE LIKE HE REALLY DID SOMETHING. YOU'RE ACTING LIKE READING IS A SIDEQUEST LIL BRO. YOUR ATTENTION SPAN SHORTER THAN A SNAPCHAT AD. YOU COULDN’T READ A PARAGRAPH IF IT WAS PRINTED ON A BAG OF HOT CHEETOS.

THIS DUDE SAW TEXT AND PANICKED. HIS EYES SAID “ERROR 404: COMPREHENSION NOT FOUND.” USING A MEME AS A SHIELD BECAUSE WORDS HURT HARDER THAN HIS ENTIRE PERSONALITY. NOT READING ALLAT” IS THE MODERN DAY “I KNOW YOU ARE BUT WHAT AM I” — PURE GRADE A CAN’T-DEFEND-HIMSELF ENERGY. BRO GOT COOKED, SERVED, AND DELIVERED, THEN UNROLLED A TOILET SCROLL LIKE THAT CHANGES THE L HE JUST TOOK.

TELL HIM NEXT TIME TO BRING A DICTIONARY AND A TUTOR BEFORE TRYING TO STEP BACK IN THE RING.

 

[Patryk Kornatowski]

some users on Soyjak Forum are minors, we DO NOT sell drugs here kys

 

[absolutely not dino]

Chill?

u got humbled

 

[satoko_houjou_fan]

I just cooked up sum fent jus need sum buya, yall noobs interested?
150 an ounce
400 a quarter pound
700 half pound
1200 full pound
2000 1 kilo
Priced in CAD
Crypto only
I handle delivery in Quebec/Ontario
If ordering outside Quebec/Ontario, you deal with delivery and adjust cost accordingly.
Serious offers only, this shit is precut for safety but it's 20% pure fent.
NO HOTSPOTS
NO RC

dont fuck wit mi favela lil noob

fuckass bitch my gang runs raisin while you are a LARPING nobody