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Hey Cobblestone, I've had a crush on you for a long time now. It's mainly due to the fact that you're a Soybunny (new term I just coined for soyteen foids) and I have had a terrible relationship with my mother. My most joyous activity is imagining myself and you meeting one day in a beautiful Krakow park and holding hands while kissing each other on the cheek. I'd imagine you caressing my hair and dressing me up. You probably won't know and will never know who wrote this, but keep in mind that I exist and I have a crush on you. I'm using this to take weight off my shoulders (I'm sisyphus), and I know that a parasocial relationship is horrid, yet I still love you and deeply care for you. My love for you has been escalating steadily, I'm ruminating about you daily and I cherish the fact that we may meet together one day (preferably you driving up to me randomly and taking me somewhere you'd like). After that we could go to your place and drink some Harnas (it's ok if you don't clean up your place, I like it that way). If you just so happen to be taller than me then please I beg of you to dye your hair purple and achieve a slim figure. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE BE MY GIRLFREIND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
steam said:
Hey Cobblestone, I've had a crush on you for a long time now. It's mainly due to the fact that you're a Soybunny (new term I just coined for soyteen foids) and I have had a terrible relationship with my mother. My most joyous activity is imagining myself and you meeting one day in a beautiful Krakow park and holding hands while kissing each other on the cheek. I'd imagine you caressing my hair and dressing me up. You probably won't know and will never know who wrote this, but keep in mind that I exist and I have a crush on you. I'm using this to take weight off my shoulders (I'm sisyphus), and I know that a parasocial relationship is horrid, yet I still love you and deeply care for you. My love for you has been escalating steadily, I'm ruminating about you daily and I cherish the fact that we may meet together one day (preferably you driving up to me randomly and taking me somewhere you'd like). After that we could go to your place and drink some Harnas (it's ok if you don't clean up your place, I like it that way). If you just so happen to be taller than me then please I beg of you to dye your hair purple and achieve a slim figure. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE BE MY GIRLFREIND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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@Cobblestone thoughts on this?
 
steam said:
rough sex with Cobblestone
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You would sex with a real woman? You are a real cacaoth!!

Smoot said:
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Well those apply 2 the page itself, I mean by that by the Writings. The templetes that were removed all descrobe the SUBJECT of da page, Those exist'd b4hand Alongside the topic templates That passed away due to
ADMIN 6's MANY RAPINGS
 
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steam said:
Hey Cobblestone, I've had a crush on you for a long time now. It's mainly due to the fact that you're a Soybunny (new term I just coined for soyteen foids) and I have had a terrible relationship with my mother. My most joyous activity is imagining myself and you meeting one day in a beautiful Krakow park and holding hands while kissing each other on the cheek. I'd imagine you caressing my hair and dressing me up. You probably won't know and will never know who wrote this, but keep in mind that I exist and I have a crush on you. I'm using this to take weight off my shoulders (I'm sisyphus), and I know that a parasocial relationship is horrid, yet I still love you and deeply care for you. My love for you has been escalating steadily, I'm ruminating about you daily and I cherish the fact that we may meet together one day (preferably you driving up to me randomly and taking me somewhere you'd like). After that we could go to your place and drink some Harnas (it's ok if you don't clean up your place, I like it that way). If you just so happen to be taller than me then please I beg of you to dye your hair purple and achieve a slim figure. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE BE MY GIRLFREIND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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W rizz.
 
happy birthday the 21th tefal, wherever you are.
 
I don't "detractor perspective", I gem up the article, and if it's coal, I editwar IMG_2842.jpeg

Black Watch said:
The 'ki is so fucking stale and boring after the gradingcaust.
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the brimstone, vantawhite and vantagray templates should've stayed
 
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