Don't visit Stockholm at 3 am
It was the usual quiet night on my trip to Sweden, apart from the noobs trying to 'ape me it all went well so far, It was 3 am and I could not sleep because of the sounds of a woman being "culturally enriched" by a group of strapping young african men, so I decided to go for a walk down Shrootler Avenue, I had no fucking clue who shrootler was because I am a nusoi who does not read the 'ki, anyway then I heard a van drive up behind me, and three vantablack men with yellow eyes wearing mushrooms on their head dragged me into the van and put a gun to my head, the tallest one of them with marker that said "Shroot" written on himself put a rifle to my head and told me to moderate his "Shroom" please fucking pick me up I am scared oh favci