Honestly i think i figured out the key to social interaction

[pig]

Anyone/anything I don't like is elite.

had a job? elite.
had a romantic partner? elite.
had sex? elite.
ever drank alcohol? elite.
own an iphone? elite.
have instagram? elite.
have twitter? elite.
have facebook? elite.
have snapchat? elite.
have a steam account over a year old? elite.
played tf2? elite.
can play an instrument? elite.
ever played a sport? elite.
been/are overweight? elite.
use spotify? elite.
have a bank account? elite.

now you may be wondering what the hell "elite" really even means at this point because a lot of the things on this list are stuff that don't actually require any effort/may even be harmful. the answer is this: "elite" doesn't just mean high status or prestige in my mind. that has a lot to do with it of course, but my definition extends far beyond that.

when i say something is elite, that means it is a common life experience or trait that simply does not parse in my head. i could download tf2 right now and play it if i wanted to but i won't. it's pretty much on a totally different plane of existence in my mind (not necessarily good or bad in that context). when i don't share a common experience with someone it is a sign i have failed along the way in development and maturity. noob

 

[CX2]

i do all this so yeah im pretty elite

 

[FartmingerFuckwadCheesest]

So basically "I have decided I want that thing so I'm going to pursue that thing until I get it."

 

[CX2]

So basically "I have decided I want that thing so I'm going to pursue that thing until I get it."

goycattle behavior btw if you sit inside and goon to miss circle on the post bait and leak website you go to aryan heaven

 

[FartmingerFuckwadCheesest]

goycattle behavior btw if you sit inside and goot to miss circle on the post bait and leak website you go to aryan heaven

Inspirational and empowering. That should be a slogan. "You're not a jerk if you jerk off".