Acutally serious: what would you do if you owned the sharty

[Black Watch]

For the party :

allow namecacaing in most boards except /soy/.
ban spam on /soy/, especially shitty traced nu-variant spam.
encourage drawcacaing, make drawcacaing competitions.
make the Shroom and SNCApedia part of the soysphere.
add /giga/ cause /giga5/ sucks.
merge /jak/ with /soy/ cause it's snca or whatever.
make a suggestions thread on /q/ to ask 'teens what functionalities they want on the 'arty.
give gempasses to 'teens who actually deserve it and not namecaca fpe spammer number 804.
make other fun events for 'teens to participate with and announce new features on /news/.

For the booru :

Add a view bio feature so whenever you edit your bio you can see how it looks like.
Add themes.
Add a user list system like the shroom member list where you can see new accounts, recently 'nished accounts and a list of the most popular accounts.
Overhaul the comments so that you can use BBCode faster and that you don't have to check the soybooru guide page.
Add more customizability to the profile.
Add "Awards" where for example, if you get 10 upvotes, you get an award, if you get your post featured, you get an award.
Borderline pornographic posts with just "a heccin soy woah jacque" get banned and that jannies should not approve them.
Approver applications or something.

For the wiki:
Be more lenient on SNCA articles such as namecaca, random events or topics, doesn't mean you can put literal who's that only you and 3 people care about.
Make it so every user is obliged to archive everything, who knows, the 'ru may get shutdown just like the schlog.
(that's it cause the 'ki itself is alright)

 

[StudioExcréments]

Free robux generator

 

[Starbing_Artiste]

JSID

 

[HomelessProphet]

I would save that rulecucked site...by making it more rulecucked

 

[perplex]

rulecuck it because i'm a moralGOD

 

[supadrayk]

Definitely more dog themed. People love dogs, itd bring it back to lifeyknow? so liekdf,, we neewdings dogs, amd aslo better PR team, we needingz to branch out intoz the strrets. More hype toos, lies i mean lliars stuff we can doingz well. more actgiviyieis for the ladys and bois, because no ones be mpsptong the same stufz over and over and be likingz it because boring pains yknow>?? so i would need betterneszz/ on thasx ends o f thinmx... nothing happxzn being the spo renels ti eman the priblkem, so we can maksin some things haxzpme. so liks... and deltinsz usless boards and makingz better onez that appeals to the more general audience, do you catching my drift? its just anxz issues whane we talliarnxc bout snca. postins snca. btu its att hes same times azxbout the issues of is it wast the sites being fors. keeping the soy. Like, noobS!

 

[worldatwar]

^epi above me

 

[angkar]

injun pooners are epi

 

[supadrayk]

^epi above me

hey asuhh... if you thinkginxx that likinz dogs be EPI. maybe it sayinzg someting bout you, yfdeel me? imj talkingx bbout animals and yo ehh talking about proonn... do youw atchinz dog porN? fuckings freak. Youz likes garf.

 

[worldatwar]

^episkin

 

[steam]

marry femquote

 

[worldatwar]

marry femquote

get rid of the 'p, brapzilian cacaot

 

[Literal Who Number #271]

Make it 18+ to stop underage namecaca and leakage

noob predicted the cacacaust

 

[myexdrew]

The sharty is way past it's prime jsid

 

[Apeson]

noob predicted the cacacaust

Not really, people have been suggesting it for years.

 

[Littlepip]

Make /mlp/

 

[Perfect Pepsilord]

Make /mlp/

Nobody cares about My Little Pony anymore, it's all just larp.

 

[Nvtral]

honestly... delete it, it needs to go

 

[FartmingerFuckwadCheesest]

Make /mlp/

Also make /lee/ so there's a lot of in-fighting between the two factions, o algo

 

[worldatwar]

delete /mtv/