Acutally serious: what would you do if you owned the sharty

[worldatwar]

>nunativecacas can't even kill someone via scalping
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i lost my touch bhai

won't happen again!

 

[Mossad]

If I owned the sharty? If?

 

[Joseph]

>>The braphog Oneshot ESL injun is still white-knighting in hopes of e-being fu.c.k.ed a newcacaot self-admitted lard-whale pooner.
>>He's warped his entire personality around her and her interests like the blank-slate nobody he is.
>>This isn't the first time he's done this.
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he blocked you btw you already won keeeeeeeeeeek

 

[Wordsalot]

idk, im a sootist so id probably unrulecuck heavily but in term i rulecuck boards intead of global rules, so everyhting can exist but contained to itself

 

[WHATTHEFUCK]

I’d just shut it down

 

[CX2]

change it to poopjak.farty and make it so you can only post 'jaks made with your own poop

 

[garry尼尔森]

change it to poopjak.farty and make it so you can only post 'jaks made with your own poop

that would be AMAZING

 

[CX2]

that would be AMAZING

literal shitflinging between poop fpe and poopsons

 

[africanamericanperson]

ban forced memes that no one likes (such as bimmyjak spam in every thread), revert brownocaust, slit VlodsonWABAG's throat, ban real womanslop like in /soy2/, enable IDs in bait threads so that everyone sees its just op samecacaing and pretending to fall for his own bait, ban everything i dont like but in a good way

 

[Alabama Penis Man]

Make the Brownocaust permanent, except for specially designated holidays, and only specially designated holidays
Give DOLL and Froot their own holidays as well. This is unrelated to the first thing.
Fire Cobblestone
Destroy any evidence that Musdummy is/was yellow
Buy an advertisement for the sharty and put it on a billboard somewhere within the continental United States for one month

 

[CX2]

ban all white people sow i wuld be baned 4evr

 

[Ƀroot]

containment board (/qa/) for people like @RandalSoy and /soy/ for actual soy activities, if you post gay attentionwhore namecaca forced media or bait material on soy you get banned off of it for a week
split the booru in a similar fashion, one for gay shit and fandom stuff and forced memes and attentionwhores and namecaca and one for regular soyjakking
anyone who wants to fuck ongezellig characters gets banned, probably punish gross bait like miss circle sex
public super attentionwhore beheading (maybe?)

 

[RandalSoy]

containment board (/qa/) for people like @RandalSoy and /soy/ for actual soy activities, if you post gay attentionwhore namecaca forced media or bait material on soy you get banned off of it for a week
split the booru in a similar fashion, one for gay shit and fandom stuff and forced memes and attentionwhores and namecaca and one for regular soyjakking
anyone who wants to fuck ongezellig characters gets banned, probably punish gross bait like miss circle sex
public super attentionwhore beheading (maybe?)

Why me im perfectly capable of just posting soy.
A split booru sounds like ahh just add tags to the autofilter that rape namecacabaitnoobs

 

[Ƀroot]

Why me im perfectly capable of just posting soy.
A split booru sounds like ahh just add tags to the autofilter that rape namecacabaitnoobs

look at your booru posts and compare them to the posts from early soybooru

 

[Apeson]

@Apeson @1620 Or Therefore @supernoob @Onzikin continuing from the thread. What would YOU do if you owned the sharty.

Kek kek kek kek you're banned noob rest in piss and shit.

 

[Itransheartblox]

make it only accessible to turkish IP's

 

[RandalSoy]

look at your booru posts and compare them to the posts from early soybooru

Thats what this persona is for, an outlet for gay cacaot animations i want to make. But if that stopped being allowed, I could easily go back to making real soyboy wojaks like i did before my last two personas

 

[forgotusernameagain]

i would start allowing splinter discussion, since banning it just leads to a streisand effect. i also think this would make the average nusoi stop leaking at every splinter as a boogeyman. ban all porn and fetish shit full stop, you get a perma for the first few months after the rule is instated, then taper it off to just a one month ban. get a group of jannies to infiltrate the 'cords, like doll's LARP from a few years ago (but for real). sreal womanger vetting process for jannies.

 

[Idkchud]

split the booru in a similar fashion, one for gay shit and fandom stuff and forced memes and attentionwhores and namecaca and one for regular soyjakking

Just reverse the Italo-Argentine War and its impact. Completely destroy the booru's culture completely.

 

[worldatwar]

Thats what this persona is for, an outlet for gay cacaot animations i want to make. But if that stopped being allowed, I could easily go back to making real soyboy wojaks like i did before my last two personas

what were they..