North Korean Jannies are the worst jannies, they ban you from life for doing literally anything.

[Porfirio Diaz]

Last week I cleaned the portrait of our dear leader Quote as instructed by big janny, but apparently it wasn't clean enough because a snitchreal woman reported me to the jannies for a smudge of dirt that I didn't even see. Now I am forced to stand trial and might be executed. Can anyone relate to this?

 

[shipment]

Defecate on yourself and rub the feces on your stomach during trial and plead insanity.

 

[Porfirio Diaz]

Defecate on yourself and rub the feces on your stomach during trial and plead insanity.

Seems like a good idea, will try.