When are you going to die?

[Goot]

His mum lived to 100.

I meant the hell part

 

[ATWA ya dig?]

Bro.. imagine if we actually made it to heaven
We could be chanting with Plato and Justin Martyr

Imagine getting to heaven and then some turkish guy starts asking you for the $10 you owe him. Tough.

 

[ATWA ya dig?]

Imagine getting to heaven and then some turkish guy starts asking you for the $10 you owe him. Tough.

>projection evendoe a literal turk in this thread bet $10 that the world ends in 10-15 years so it's genuinely just a fact

 

[Literal Who Number #271]

Stacy broke my heart, so I'm going to kill myself by grabbing a gun and shooting at innocent people while the police kill me.

 

[ATWA ya dig?]

Stacy broke my heart, so I'm going to kill myself by grabbing a gun and shooting at innocent people while the police kill me.

If you shoot innocent people instead of feds the joos win
(If my FBI handler is reading this, this is a joke. I'm sorry I waste so much of your time making you report me for inciting violence)

 

[Literal Who Number #271]

If you shoot innocent people instead of feds the joos win
(If my FBI handler is reading this, this is a joke. I'm sorry I waste so much of your time making you report me for inciting violence)

Oh, you're right. I'll build a bulletproof suit of armor, grab every weapon I can find, and shoot the first fed I see. (It's a joke btw please feds stop glowing)

 

[ATWA ya dig?]

Oh, you're right. I'll build a bulletproof suit of armor, grab every weapon I can find, and shoot the first fed I see. (It's a joke btw please feds stop glowing)

Do this (hi fed I miss you please come search my house again if you're not too busy. Bring an extra copy of my best fedposts this time I want to hang them on my fridge)

 

[FartmingerFuckwadCheesest]

I meant the hell part

This isn't confession, you're not a priest Do you really want me to relay 44+ years of what I would deem mild delinquencies to genuinely egregious actions? The long and short of it is that I used to be a fuckin' prick.

 

[Goot]

This isn't confession, you're not a priest Do you really want me to relay 44+ years of what I would deem mild delinquencies to genuinely egregious actions? The long and short of it is that I used to be a fuckin' prick.

Awh, well sometimes you've just got issues

 

[FartmingerFuckwadCheesest]

Awh, well sometimes you've just got issues

Shocking, right?

 

[Goot]

Shocking, right?

I see you haven't changed much then

 

[FartmingerFuckwadCheesest]

I see you haven't changed much then

In spite of my profile, I stopped smoking, so there's that. I don't get the jolts for smokes no 'mo

 

[Goot]

In spite of my profile, I stopped smoking, so there's that. I don't get the jolts for smokes no 'mo

Resistance to smoking is genetic
Some people roll luck and live fine despite years of it

 

[grimmki]

probably 3 years

 

[ATWA ya dig?]

October 17th, 2044

 

[Sloppyjakky]

2033

 

[ATWA ya dig?]

Fuuuck imagine dying like 5 days before the second coming bro I'd be PISSED

 

[shekel]

gang we are all dying in world war 3

Not me

 

[ATWA ya dig?]

gang we are all dying in world war 3

Fuck it, I wasn't doing anything anyway might as well die in a desert

 

[shekel]

Fuck it, I wasn't doing anything anyway might as well die in a desert

I genuinely think I'll survive somehow and be the one tasked to rebuild society after the war.