open source soychiver

[Idkchud]

@North you fucking noob you said you would do this in December where the fuck is it you fucking noob do this right now my clittty is leaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaking

 

[North]

Soychiver is the most unscalable piece of software ever. It doesn't interact with a database at all.
Whenever you archive a thread, it downloads the thread's HTML file then injects some JS and CSS into it, and then saves it to archives/.
The thread list worked by scanning the archives/ directory for {board}_{id}_{no}.html, and then parsing that into a table, on every refresh.
The image gallery was like that but even worse, taking about 10 seconds to load the first page of images.
Also, I can't code well, so the software itself was ropey.

 

[Idkchud]

Soychiver is the most unscalable piece of software ever. It doesn't interact with a database at all.
Whenever you archive a thread, it downloads the thread's HTML file then injects some JS and CSS into it, and then saves it to archives/.
The thread list worked by scanning the archives/ directory for {board}_{id}_{no}.html, and then parsing that into a table, on every refresh.
The image gallery was like that but even worse, taking about 10 seconds to load the first page of images.
Also, I can't code well, so the software itself was ropey.

just give me the software please noob

 

[North]

just give me the software please noob

I'll send it to you at some point, I have more important things to be getting on with right now doe.

 

[𓅰𓅪𓃯]

I just write out every thread I want to archive onto an A4 hardback leather journal with quill and ink.

 

[Idkchud]

I'll send it to you at some point, I have more important things to be getting on with right now doe.

gimme it now

 

[CX2]

dont worry holmes i got chu i learn java in like 3 hours and make u this man

 

[木制的尼尔森]

noob just memorise the thread

 

[CX2]

noob just memorise the thread

unemployed #j*bless

 

[Idkchud]

dont worry holmes i got chu i learn java in like 3 hours and make u this man

do this

 

[CX2]

do this

i do this for u but give me 3 months because im too busy rizzing up da truzz (trans huzz)

 

[North]

gimme it now

Fine... I'll boot up my old PC to get the files and send it here in a few mins.

 

[木制的尼尔森]

do you nusois really don't know how to remember and then lucid dream the threads you want to archive

 

[木制的尼尔森]

do you nusois really don't know how to remember and then lucid dream the threads you want to archive

like for me I write out the thread in my notebook and then I start looking at it for around 1 and a half hour before turning on all of my alarms to wake me up to lucid dream

 

[North]

>memorising every soyjak.party thread

 

[木制的尼尔森]

>memorising every soyjak.party thread

you don't do this???

 

[North]

you don't do this???

I don't, but Nophono does

 

[木制的尼尔森]

I don't, but Nophono does

I'm nophono doe

 

[North]

<?php
if (!isset($_COOKIE['theme'])) {
    setcookie("theme", "yotsuba", time() + (86400 * 399), "/");
} else {
    $theme = $_COOKIE['theme'];
}
if ($theme == "yotsuba") {
    echo("<link href='/soychiver/soyui.css?nusoi=true' rel='stylesheet'>");
} else if ($theme == "tomorrow" OR $theme == "dark") {
    echo("<link href='/soychiver/soyui.css?nusoi=true' rel='stylesheet'>");
    echo("<link href='/soychiver/dark.css?nusoi=true' rel='stylesheet'>");
} else if ($theme == "plain") {
    echo("<link href='/soychiver/plain.css?nusoi=true' rel='stylesheet'>");
} else if ($theme == "futaba") {
    echo("<link href='/soychiver/futaba.css?nusoi=true' rel='stylesheet'>");
} else if ($theme == "web2") {
    echo("<link href='/soychiver/web2.css?nusoi=true' rel='stylesheet'>");
}

 

[木制的尼尔森]

<?php
if (!isset($_COOKIE['theme'])) {
    setcookie("theme", "yotsuba", time() + (86400 * 399), "/");
} else {
    $theme = $_COOKIE['theme'];
}
if ($theme == "yotsuba") {
    echo("<link href='/soychiver/soyui.css?nusoi=true' rel='stylesheet'>");
} else if ($theme == "tomorrow" OR $theme == "dark") {
    echo("<link href='/soychiver/soyui.css?nusoi=true' rel='stylesheet'>");
    echo("<link href='/soychiver/dark.css?nusoi=true' rel='stylesheet'>");
} else if ($theme == "plain") {
    echo("<link href='/soychiver/plain.css?nusoi=true' rel='stylesheet'>");
} else if ($theme == "futaba") {
    echo("<link href='/soychiver/futaba.css?nusoi=true' rel='stylesheet'>");
} else if ($theme == "web2") {
    echo("<link href='/soychiver/web2.css?nusoi=true' rel='stylesheet'>");
}

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