SoyBooru / Soybooru.com

[snickerbar132]

fail

obsessed phone is the problem.

 

[myexdrew]

i feel like it's gonna shut down waaaaay earlier

We can only hope

 

[CX2]

>go on /soy/
>babyjak bikini thread

 

[Idkchud]

>go on /soy/
>babyjak bikini thread
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wrong thread to post this in, also ofc its fucking /soy/.

 

[CX2]

wrong thread to post this in,

somewhat related to this thread

also ofc its fucking /soy/.

true

 

[Idkchud]

 

[worldatwar]

waifunoob garbage, why oh why can't we ban this from the Zarty. 'zellig would literally be perfect as a fandom on soysphere

no it won't lol

 

[Idkchud]

no it won't lol

woah thank you for your mindblowing statement, where would I be without your enlightening statements.

 

[worldatwar]

woah thank you for your mindblowing statement, where would I be without your enlightening statements.

dead

 

[Idkchud]

dead

>OH MY God TYRONE, IS THAT FUCKING K-POP? I MEAN I DONT MIND IT IF IT'S FOR SOME DOWNTIME WHILE I GO MAKE US SOME DRINKS WHILE YOU REST AFTER FUCKING MY WIFE FOR A WHILE BUT WE'RE ONLY SUPPOSED TO LISTEN TO JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA (or loveless with touched excluded, of course) WHILE YOU FUCK HER. SIGH, WHAT A DUMB FUCKING noob, HE CAN'T EVEN ELIMINATE A FEW SIMPLE FUCKING SONGS FROM THE PLAYLIST, CAN'T BELIEVE THE WHOLE QUALITY OF EDUCATION WAS BROUGHT DOWN JUST TO ACCOMODATE THESE DUMB FUCKING noobS THROUGH AFFIRMATIVE ACTION. H-H-HOLD ONE, IS THAT FUCKING T-T-TOUCHED? TYRONE, YOU LITERALLY DID THIS ON PURPOSE FUCKING DIDN'T YOU? OH MY God TYRONE WHAT IN THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU FUCKING SON OF A METH ADDICTED noob WHORE, WHY ARE YOU SO HELL BENT ON LISTENING TO THIS AWFUL TRACK WHILE FUCKING MY WIFE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

 

[worldatwar]

I am a pedo

 

[CX2]

woah thank you for your mindblowing statement, where would I be without your enlightening statements.

listen when an orthodox pooner speaks

 

[Idkchud]

@worldatwar


>Top 10 Reasons Why You Should Let Your Wife Get Fucked By noobs (#6 will shock you) — Shlomo Shekelstein – NYT Opinion:
>#1: it reduces systemic and institutional racism
>#2: it's empowering for noobs
>#3: it spreads AIDS and accelerates the downfall of late stage capitalism
>#4: it's a form of reparations for slavery
>#5: you can finish your Marvel Cinematic Universe movies marathon in peace
>#6: your wife might shit out a lil' animated noob turd from her cunt nine months later (contributes to wh*te genocide)
>#7: you won't have to pause Disco Elysium anymore
>#8: you can finally transition to a non-binary agender eunuch and be your asexual, polyromantic-self (just like lord Varys in Game of Thrones)
>#9: it looks just like your "orc defiles elf" hentai straight from your goon folder
>#10: you can prep Tyrone while listening to Jefre Cantu Ledesma's newest drops before the BBC breeding sesh'

 

[CX2]

@worldatwar
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>Top 10 Reasons Why You Should Let Your Wife Get Fucked By noobs (#6 will shock you) — Shlomo Shekelstein – NYT Opinion:
>#1: it reduces systemic and institutional racism
>#2: it's empowering for noobs
>#3: it spreads AIDS and accelerates the downfall of late stage capitalism
>#4: it's a form of reparations for slavery
>#5: you can finish your Marvel Cinematic Universe movies marathon in peace
>#6: your wife might shit out a lil' animated noob turd from her cunt nine months later (contributes to wh*te genocide)
>#7: you won't have to pause Disco Elysium anymore
>#8: you can finally transition to a non-binary agender eunuch and be your asexual, polyromantic-self (just like lord Varys in Game of Thrones)
>#9: it looks just like your "orc defiles elf" hentai straight from your goot folder
>#10: you can prep Tyrone while listening to Jefre Cantu Ledesma's newest drops before the BBC breeding sesh'

@RandalSoy

 

[Idkchud]

@worldatwar

>go out with a girl last night
>it's going pretty well until music comes up
>ask her what she's been listening to lately
>she says "Jefre Cantu-Ledesma, do you know him?"
>mfw

 

[Idkchud]

@worldatwar


>WELCOME BACK, TYRONE. OH, I SEE YOU CAME WITH AN UBER THIS TIME. DON'T WORRY, I'LL PAY YOU FOR THE COURSE LATER. FOR NOW, LET'S JUST- WAIT A SECOND.... WAS THAT UBER DRIVER A W.... A W-W.... A WH*TE MAN? YOU PAID A WH*TE MAN TO GIVE YOU A RIDE, TYRONE?
>TYRONE WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU, YOU KNOW BLACK PEOPLE AREN'T SUPPOSED TO GIVE MONEY TO WH*TE PEOPLE, THIS IS LITERALLY SLAVERY ALL OVER AGAIN. HAVEN'T I TAUGHT YOU ANYTHING? YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO TO LET CRACKERS HAVE A SUSTAINABLE INCOME, THEY DESERVE TO STARVE TO DEATH. WHY DO YOU THINK I PAY YOU TO FUCK MY WIFE, TYRONE, OTHER THAN BECAUSE I GET HARD WHEN I SEE THE WHORE I'M MARRIED TO HAVING SEX WITH OTHER MEN WHILE MY FAVORITE WHITE NOISE ARTIST JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA IS PLAYING IN THE BACKGROUND? I'M DOING IT TO CLEANSE MYSELF OF MY SINS AS A WH*TE MAN, AND YOU JUST GO AND GIVE AWAY THE MONEY I PAY YOU WITH TO EVIL RACIST WH*TE MEN, TYRONE, YOU STUPID FUCKING noob!
>LET ME GUESS, WHILE YOU WERE IN HIS CAR YOU WERE ALSO LISTENING TO SOME SHITTY SONG LIKE "Touched" BY LOVELESS, ISN'T THAT RIGHT, TYRONE? I SAID ISN'T THAT RIGHT, TYRONE???
>IT'S A GOOD THING I SAW HIS LICENSE PLATE BEFORE HE LEFT, I'LL TRY TO TRACK HIM DOWN LATER AND THEN I'LL GO KILL HIM AND STEAL ALL HIS MONEY (YAKUB KNOWS HOW MUCH MONEY HE TOOK FROM OTHER BLACK PEOPLE...)
>OH MY FUCKING SCIENCE TYRONE, YOU DUMB FUCKING noob, IF IT WEREN'T FOR ME LOOKING AFTER YOU YOU'D STILL BE PICKING COTTON FOR WH*TE SLAVE OWNERS, YOU REALLY SHOULD BE GRATEFUL THAT I'M TAKING CARE OF YOU

 

[Idkchud]

@RandalSoy

why you bringing Randal into this?

 

[worldatwar]

@worldatwar
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>Top 10 Reasons Why You Should Let Your Wife Get Fucked By noobs (#6 will shock you) — Shlomo Shekelstein – NYT Opinion:
>#1: it reduces systemic and institutional racism
>#2: it's empowering for noobs
>#3: it spreads AIDS and accelerates the downfall of late stage capitalism
>#4: it's a form of reparations for slavery
>#5: you can finish your Marvel Cinematic Universe movies marathon in peace
>#6: your wife might shit out a lil' animated noob turd from her cunt nine months later (contributes to wh*te genocide)
>#7: you won't have to pause Disco Elysium anymore
>#8: you can finally transition to a non-binary agender eunuch and be your asexual, polyromantic-self (just like lord Varys in Game of Thrones)
>#9: it looks just like your "orc defiles elf" hentai straight from your goot folder
>#10: you can prep Tyrone while listening to Jefre Cantu Ledesma's newest drops before the BBC breeding sesh'

@worldatwar
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>go out with a girl last night
>it's going pretty well until music comes up
>ask her what she's been listening to lately
>she says "Jefre Cantu-Ledesma, do you know him?"
>mfw

@worldatwar
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>WELCOME BACK, TYRONE. OH, I SEE YOU CAME WITH AN UBER THIS TIME. DON'T WORRY, I'LL PAY YOU FOR THE COURSE LATER. FOR NOW, LET'S JUST- WAIT A SECOND.... WAS THAT UBER DRIVER A W.... A W-W.... A WH*TE MAN? YOU PAID A WH*TE MAN TO GIVE YOU A RIDE, TYRONE?
>TYRONE WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU, YOU KNOW BLACK PEOPLE AREN'T SUPPOSED TO GIVE MONEY TO WH*TE PEOPLE, THIS IS LITERALLY SLAVERY ALL OVER AGAIN. HAVEN'T I TAUGHT YOU ANYTHING? YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO TO LET CRACKERS HAVE A SUSTAINABLE INCOME, THEY DESERVE TO STARVE TO DEATH. WHY DO YOU THINK I PAY YOU TO FUCK MY WIFE, TYRONE, OTHER THAN BECAUSE I GET HARD WHEN I SEE THE WHORE I'M MARRIED TO HAVING SEX WITH OTHER MEN WHILE MY FAVORITE WHITE NOISE ARTIST JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA IS PLAYING IN THE BACKGROUND? I'M DOING IT TO CLEANSE MYSELF OF MY SINS AS A WH*TE MAN, AND YOU JUST GO AND GIVE AWAY THE MONEY I PAY YOU WITH TO EVIL RACIST WH*TE MEN, TYRONE, YOU STUPID FUCKING noob!
>LET ME GUESS, WHILE YOU WERE IN HIS CAR YOU WERE ALSO LISTENING TO SOME SHITTY SONG LIKE "Touched" BY LOVELESS, ISN'T THAT RIGHT, TYRONE? I SAID ISN'T THAT RIGHT, TYRONE???
>IT'S A GOOD THING I SAW HIS LICENSE PLATE BEFORE HE LEFT, I'LL TRY TO TRACK HIM DOWN LATER AND THEN I'LL GO KILL HIM AND STEAL ALL HIS MONEY (YAKUB KNOWS HOW MUCH MONEY HE TOOK FROM OTHER BLACK PEOPLE...)
>OH MY FUCKING SCIENCE TYRONE, YOU DUMB FUCKING noob, IF IT WEREN'T FOR ME LOOKING AFTER YOU YOU'D STILL BE PICKING COTTON FOR WH*TE SLAVE OWNERS, YOU REALLY SHOULD BE GRATEFUL THAT I'M TAKING CARE OF YOU

 

[Idkchud]

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discord ahh humour

 

[worldatwar]

discord ahh humour

...but enough about your tastes