TRVTHNUKE TIME!!!!

[pig]

American culture is centered around birthdays. They have holidays for birthdays. They hosted hundreds of thousands of birthday parties to celebrate birthdays. They sing the "Happy Birthday" song. They celebrate the President's birthday. They wear party hats and have fun. They eat the entirety of their birthday cakes. They send each other birthday cards. They give presents in celebration of birthdays. Their biggest event of the year involves throwing parties in honor of people having their birthday

America will always be a nation of happy people

 

[Sloppyjakky]

American culture is centered around birthdays. They have holidays for birthdays. They hosted hundreds of thousands of birthday parties to celebrate birthdays. They sing the "Happy Birthday" song. They celebrate the President's birthday. They wear party hats and have fun. They eat the entirety of their birthday cakes. They send each other birthday cards. They give presents in celebration of birthdays. Their biggest event of the year involves throwing parties in honor of people having their birthday

America will always be a nation of happy people

this is the type of shit japanese people would say on xitter

 

[Sloppyjakky]

this is the type of shit japanese people would say on xitter

albeit they would say "America is truly a nation of happy people..." instead