/Christ/ - Christianity General

[Perfect Pepsilord]

>Make it so man has the inherent urge to breed.
>Make it so every man has this urge extremely young.
>Make it so when can't fulfill this thirst due to age they fuck around until discovering masturbation.
>Make it so masturbating acts the same as heroin to a kids brain.
>Make it so masturbating also produces chemicals needed to lactate.
>Make it so these chemicals also fuck up kids hormones and make them lesser men.
>Make it so my specifically chosen people realize this and exploit it globally.
>Make it so my chosen people can spread this filth I inherently made addictive.
>Make it so they can make millions off of this.
>Make it so my chosen people get into power, making this all impossible to destroy.
>Make it so the further these kids fall into the addiction I made, the more stimulating content they seek.
>Make it so my chosen people also force homosexuality globally.
>Make it so those aforementioned hormones make men more susceptible to homosexuality.
>Make it so the "more stimulating content" I made kids seek is all made by my chosen people.
>Make it so all of this "content" is vile in all extremes; race-play, torture, rape, cucking etc etc.
>Make it so if you get upset at any of this people of your own race bash you for "antisemitism".
<Yeah, I don't really agree with this.
>TOO BAD! I'm now going to get an old friend of mine and his army of my old lackeys to RAPE YOU for ETERNITY until you SUCK IT UP and LIKE ME again.
<Ok.
>Before you go, do you see that little white boy living in Idaho right now to his loving family of five, white picket fence and all?
<Yeah?
>Give him BONE CANCER and put a FLESH-EATING BACTERIA I MADE up his ASS right NOW!
<Why?
>BECAUSE I LOVE HIM and it's MY FUCKING PLAN, OKAY?
>OH, OH, OH, and uh MAKE ANOTHER KIND OF INSECT THAT can err..... KILL HUMANS! YEAH! PRONTO.
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>Made it up again award

 

[Idkchud]

Give him BONE CANCER and put a FLESH-EATING BACTERIA I MADE up his ASS right NOW!

 

[𓅰𓅪𓃯]

Satan as an actual being is a load of bologna. Even if he did exist, I'd be more inclined to consider him the "Sophia" to the Christian God's "Yaldaboath". Yes I am falling for every "babies first esoteric thought" meme at once, shut up.

This belief of mine is heavily based in both mainstream and "Gnostic" interpretations of Genesis and the serpents role. The true God cast out opposition (Sophia) for having her own will to create without permission. This making her opposition (Satan), to which he/she then cast out Yaldaboath to the world in which he has created for us now. Satan then came down in the form of a serpent--a consistent image of evil, wrongness, demons--to teach and put man against Yaldaboath, once again, making him/her opposition to both and above and below. Fitting the definition of Satan itself. Enemy of your enemy is your friend, in this case.

 

[Perfect Pepsilord]

This belief of mine is heavily in both mainstream and "Gnostic" interpretations of Genesis and the serpents role. The true God cast out opposition (Sophia) for having her own will to create without permission. This making her opposition (Satan), to which he/she then cast out Yaldaboath to the world in which he has created for us now. Satan then came down in the form of a serpent--a consistent image of evil, wrongness, demons--to teach and put man against Yaldaboath, once again, making him/her opposition to both and above and below. Fitting the definition of Satan itself. Enemy of your enemy is your friend, in this case.

 

[𓅰𓅪𓃯]

Yeah noob, thanks for the funny emoji. Could you actually bother to form an actual argument or are you that much of an aids-ridden zoomgroid cacaot? Use your fighting words and tell me what I said was wrong in your own way, I want to hear your argument against. "Constructive criticism" or however.

 

[worldatwar]

 

[CX2]

This belief of mine is heavily in both mainstream and "Gnostic" interpretations of Genesis and the serpents role. The true God cast out opposition (Sophia) for having her own will to create without permission. This making her opposition (Satan), to which he/she then cast out Yaldaboath to the world in which he has created for us now. Satan then came down in the form of a serpent--a consistent image of evil, wrongness, demons--to teach and put man against Yaldaboath, once again, making him/her opposition to both and above and below. Fitting the definition of Satan itself. Enemy of your enemy is your friend, in this case.

i mean like in the case satan is like real or something idk how much power he has really considering God owns heaven and hell or whatever

 

[Perfect Pepsilord]

Yeah noob, thanks for the funny emoji. Could you actually bother to form an actual argument or are you that much of an aids-ridden zoomgroid cacaot? Use your fighting words and tell me what I said was wrong in your own way, I want to hear your argument against. "Constructive criticism" or however.

Nonsense doesn't deserve any arguments, you dummyed whore's son

 

[Nihilma]

Yeah noob, thanks for the funny emoji. Could you actually bother to form an actual argument or are you that much of an aids-ridden zoomgroid cacaot? Use your fighting words and tell me what I said was wrong in your own way, I want to hear your argument against. "Constructive criticism" or however.

>Use your fighting words

 

[Nihilma]

This belief of mine is heavily based in both mainstream and "Gnostic" interpretations of Genesis and the serpents role. The true God cast out opposition (Sophia) for having her own will to create without permission. This making her opposition (Satan), to which he/she then cast out Yaldaboath to the world in which he has created for us now. Satan then came down in the form of a serpent--a consistent image of evil, wrongness, demons--to teach and put man against Yaldaboath, once again, making him/her opposition to both and above and below. Fitting the definition of Satan itself. Enemy of your enemy is your friend, in this case.

>He/she
>Him/her

No offense intended but you're an actual diddyblud for this.

 

[𓅰𓅪𓃯]

>He/she
>Him/her

No offense intended but you're an actual diddyblud for this.

Cool it with the antisemitism.

 

[SoyawayAccount]

>He/she
>Him/her

No offense intended but you're an actual diddyblud for this.

>why yes, I do respect pronouns of valid latinx trans folx how can you tell?

 

[Nihilma]

Cool it with the antisemitism.

Mb xueen I wasn't aware of your valid Jewish ancestry. Pardon me.

 

[𓅰𓅪𓃯]

Mb xueen I wasn't aware of your valid Jewish ancestry. Pardon me.

You are forgiven.

 

[Captain Clit]

You are forgiven.

Only Jesus and the saints etc.. can forgive

 

[Perfect Pepsilord]

Only Jesus and the saints etc.. can forgive

How did you come to that conclusion?

 

[Captain Clit]

How did you come to that conclusion?

The church tradition scriptures etc…

 

[korg]

Only Jesus and the saints etc.. can forgive

Only Jesus forgives, Saints just intercede

 

[Perfect Pepsilord]

The church tradition scriptures etc…

Only Jesus forgives, Saints just intercede

Oh you mean Forgive forgive lol, it seemed like you meant that you can’t forgive another person if they wronged you

 

[korg]