Apparently, the broom is getting deleted soon

[gucci]

make with that as you will

 

[korg]

where did you get that information from

 

[Creator]

marge

 

[kars cosplay guy]

Holy margeposting

 

[GarryNealson_2]

make with that as you will

>Play with us before we melt (Yeah)
>Everybody enjoy yourself uh (Yeah)

 

[_73]

where did you get that information from

Revealed to him in a dream

 

[Hillel Hartmann (Pedo)]

I told that to OP in a dream

 

[GarryNealson_2]

I asked Hillel to tell OP that info in a dream

 

[supersage]

Fact Check: Did the Government Seize All Brooms to Make the World Dirtier?

ClaimThe U.S. government (or “the government” in general) has secretly ordered the seizure and destruction of every broom in the country as part of a deliberate plot to make the world a dirtier, more chaotic place.

RatingFalse

What’s TrueBrooms still exist. You can buy one at any hardware store, supermarket, or online retailer right now. No federal agency has issued any order, regulation, or executive action targeting brooms.

What’s FalseThere is no evidence—none—that any level of government has confiscated or destroyed brooms for any reason, let alone to advance a “dirtiness agenda.” No legislation, no Department of Homeland Security memo, no EPA directive, and no shadowy “Broom Czar” has ever been documented. The claim appears to be a classic internet-born conspiracy theory that treats an ordinary household cleaning tool like a suppressed state secret.

OriginThe rumor appears to have begun as a tongue-in-cheek satirical post on X (formerly Twitter) in late 2025. A user going by the handle @BroomConspiracy posted a photoshopped image of a “classified” memo titled “Operation Sweep Under the Rug,” claiming that brooms were being collected because “clean floors lead to clean minds, and clean minds resist government overreach.” The post was clearly labeled as satire and included the hashtag #BroomGate as a joke.

Within days, the joke was stripped of its ironic framing, reposted without context, and began circulating on TikTok, Facebook, and various conspiracy-focused Telegram channels. By early 2026, variations had evolved: some versions blamed the “deep state,” others claimed it was part of a United Nations plot to increase dust-related allergies so Big Pharma could sell more antihistamines. A few even tied it to the old “witches on broomsticks” trope, insisting the government feared “airborne resistance.”

No mainstream news outlet has ever reported such a program because it does not exist.

The Reality Check

• Public records: Searches of the Federal Register, congressional bills, and agency websites turn up zero mentions of brooms beyond routine procurement for government buildings.
• Retail availability: Major retailers (Home Depot, Walmart, Amazon, Target) continue to stock dozens of broom models with no reported shortages or government-mandated recalls.
• Industry response: The American Broom & Mop Association (yes, it’s a real trade group) issued a light-hearted statement in February 2026: “We can confirm that brooms are not being seized. Our members are still sweeping the nation one floor at a time.”
• Logical absurdity: Destroying brooms to make the world “dirtier” would be an impressively inefficient evil plan. Governments have far simpler ways to annoy citizens (see: tax forms, traffic cones). If the goal were genuine grime proliferation, banning vacuum cleaners or soap would be a more direct route—and those remain legal too.

The story is a textbook example of how a joke can mutate into “evidence” once it travels far enough from its original context. People enjoy a good conspiracy, especially one involving something as mundane and relatable as a broom. It’s harmless fun—until someone starts stockpiling brooms in their basement “just in case.”

VerdictThe government is not coming for your broom. Feel free to keep sweeping. The floors, at least, will thank you.

This fact check was published April 9, 2026. No brooms were harmed in the writing of this article.

 

[Onzikin]

Wish it was true, but it won't happen.

 

[dap]

nothingburger everyvivaldi fell for. booru jannies often joke about shutting everything down. don't take op seriously

 

[Hillel Hartmann (Pedo)]

this thread might be a joke but the shroom is genuinely getting shut down on the 20th of april

 

[supersage]

this thread might be a joke but the shroom is genuinely getting shut down on the 20th of april

Fact Check: Did Hillel Hartmann on Soyjak.forum Destroy All the World’s Mushrooms to Force Everybody to Eat the Bugs and Drink Cockroach Milk (Polish Cuisine)?


ClaimHillel Hartmann, a user on soyjak.forum, has single-handedly destroyed every mushroom on Earth as part of a nefarious plot to make people eat bugs and drink cockroach milk, which the claim ties to Polish cuisine.


RatingFalse


What’s TrueHillel Hartmann (sometimes posting as “Hillel” or under related handles like “Nome” in older Soysphere discussions) is a real, active user on soyjak.forum. He has been mentioned in various threads since at least mid-2025, often in the context of typical forum shitposting, drama, or light-hearted banter. The forum itself is a genuine soyjak/sharty-adjacent imageboard full of ironic memes, raids, and absurd humor.


Cockroach milk is a real (if bizarre) concept. It refers to the nutrient-rich secretion produced by the Pacific beetle cockroach (Diploptera punctata), which has been hyped in some science articles as a potential superfood due to its high protein and calorie content. However, it has never been commercialized for human consumption on any meaningful scale, and no credible link exists to Polish cuisine. Traditional Polish food features items like pierogi, bigos, żurek, and oscypek cheese — not insect-derived “milk.”


What’s FalseThere is no evidence whatsoever that Hillel Hartmann — or anyone else on soyjak.forum — has destroyed the world’s mushroom supply. Global mushroom production continues uninterrupted: commercial growers in China, the United States, Poland, and elsewhere report normal output, and fresh mushrooms remain widely available in supermarkets and online. No mycology reports, agricultural alerts, or satellite imagery show a sudden global fungal apocalypse.


The alleged motive is equally fabricated. No records, forum posts, leaked chats, or credible testimony link Hartmann (or any soyjak.forum user) to a “bug-eating, cockroach-milk” conspiracy. The claim appears to be a hyperbolic mashup of:

• Classic “eat the bugs” memes popular in certain online circles criticizing globalist food policies.
• The forum’s own absurd, self-deprecating humor style.
• Random user drama that gets exaggerated for comedic effect.

Searches of the forum and related Soysphere discussions turn up zero mentions of Hartmann orchestrating any mushroom-related scheme. Threads involving him are typical of the board: shitposting, predictions, or minor spats — nothing about ecological terrorism or forcing insect dairy down anyone’s throat.


OriginThis story seems to have emerged organically from the forum’s culture of ironic exaggeration and user feuds. Soyjak.forum thrives on turning mundane posters into larger-than-life villains or heroes through absurd lore. Someone likely combined a passing mention of Hartmann with unrelated memes about mushrooms (possibly tied to “shroom culture” threads on the board), the long-running “eat ze bugs” trope, and a random Polish cuisine joke. The tale then spread as copypasta or ironic “serious” posting, the way many chan-style legends do. No single “patient zero” post has been identified, which is common for forum-born folklore.


The Reality Check

• Mushroom status: The global mushroom industry is thriving. Poland is actually one of Europe’s larger producers of cultivated mushrooms — ironic given the “Polish cuisine” angle — and there are no reports of supply chain collapse.
• User capabilities: Even the most dedicated soyjak.forum poster lacks the resources, logistics, or reach to eradicate every mushroom species worldwide. Destroying fungi on a planetary scale would require God-like powers or at least a very large team of dedicated mycologists with flamethrowers.
• Cockroach milk: While scientifically interesting, it remains a novelty discussed in pop-science articles, not a forced dietary staple. No government or shadowy forum cabal is pushing it.
• Logical absurdity: If the goal were to force bug consumption, destroying mushrooms (a popular, sustainable food source) would be counterproductive. And linking it specifically to Polish cuisine is a stretch — Poles have plenty of traditional dishes without needing to harvest roach secretions.

This is peak soyjak.forum energy: take a real user, blend in unrelated conspiracy flavors, crank the absurdity to maximum, and watch the lore grow. It’s entertaining board culture, not investigative journalism.


VerdictNo, Hillel Hartmann did not destroy all the world’s mushrooms to force bug-eating and cockroach milk consumption. Mushrooms are safe, cockroach milk is still a fringe idea, and Polish cuisine remains mercifully free of mandatory insect dairy. The claim is classic forum shitpost exaggeration.


Feel free to enjoy your next portobello or chanterelle without paranoia. And if you’re on soyjak.forum, maybe drop Hillel a “gem” instead of accusing him of mycological war crimes.


This fact check was published April 9, 2026. No mushrooms, bugs, or cockroaches were harmed in the writing of this article.

 

[Apolloyon]

12 reppeys for a thread like this geg

 

[Hillel Hartmann (Pedo)]

What’s TrueHillel Hartmann (sometimes posting as “Hillel” or under related handles like “Nome” in older Soysphere discussions)

[tsnoob]

 

[GarryNealson_2]

12 reppeys for a thread like this kek

13 actually

 

[GarryNealson_2]

[tsnoob]

Nome stop

 

[Hillel Hartmann (Pedo)]

Nome stop

I want null dead

 

[GarryNealson_2]

I want null dead

Nome why do you want Null dead

 

[Hillel Hartmann (Pedo)]

Nome why do you want Null dead