what if Claus was like *record scratch* erm... awkwaaarrd......

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>Yup, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got here.

 

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>Yup, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got here.

>It all started with this guy, right there, he's my father and you wont believe what he did with his cousin