>That's gotta be a real woman right cause clitties aren't even real
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Soyjak jokes to make everyone laugh

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>Hey dude, did you hear that jak has been getting really soy lately?
<Yeah, I've heard that too, and he keeps getting feral, like he's feral jak!
>That's true! Plus, it's always just cob, son.

Joke 2:
>Well, jaks party has been getting really soy over time
<I know! It's like a soyjak party!
>But hey, it's still known that, he will always be a gem!
 
A “soygem” if you will.
I have an example of a Soyjack gem, look at this!
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[soyak]: Where is my soylent?
[itsover]: Its at the store.
[soyak]: But I thought it was already at the door?
[itsover]: You cant ignore.
[feraljak]: So what are we all waiting for?
[soyak]: Open the door
*on the porch* [wholesome]: Go get some more
 
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