>if sneedson ran the airport, the boarding passes would be flashdrives with 'p. security checks? just walk through femjanny that braps stinky gas. every plane serves unlimited 'p even sneedson goons with you. flight delays come with boykisser zones and gay porn. and your suitcase, a talking 'p folder that goons with you. so where would you fly if sneedson ruled the skies?
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What is the most soy thing you do/have done?

  • Owned a Nintendo Switch (gathering dust somewhere)
  • LARPmaxx with a Vita (I mean I’ve platinumed three titles on it which probably puts me ahead of the pack but I don’t really use it out and about most of the time I’m sitting at home and playing it and I haven’t really used it in some months blah blah blah this is cope)
  • Use a Mac
  • Fuck it, outside of the Watch and Vision Pro I have the entire Apple ecosystem
  • Soys over Sonic
  • Got Apple Arcade because there was a Sonic game on it
  • Uses streaming services
  • Purchased PC games and accumulated a large backlog
  • Listens to Blink-182 (not as soy but all pop punk is inherently millennialcore so SOY)
  • Walks to work (parking is expensive and the commute is short enough)
  • Watched capeshit (admittedly I mainly did this back when it was acceptable to, so between 2017-2020 I don’t do this anymore)
  • Formerly used Reddit
  • Takes minoxidil
  • Formerly had a power of -10 with contacts and -14 with glasses, I have ICLs though so this isn’t an issue anymore
 
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