what if Claus had a sitcom about him his wife and his jewish neighbors

[sage]

 

[GarryNealson_2]

he would be a family, my guy

 

[Faust]

>Claus enters
*crowd cheers and applause*
Claus: Eva? are you there?
Eva: Yes, Claus I'm here
Claus: Oh, Eva I've been looking for you, come look at this!
*Claus holds up a news paper, declaring his successful arrival as chancellor in german- I mean deutchland o algo*
Eva: Oh that's very nice dear but what about them? *Eva has a sort of worried look on her face*
Claus: What is it dear?
*Eva points out the window and out to the new family of merchants that have moved in next door*
Eva: those men have been causing a problem, they are lenders they give money and charge interest so that people who are in dire straits may be able to pay for things, but they charge an absurd amount back! it's like... ur,, usy,, that thing in the bible?
Claus: Usury?
Eva: Yes! that.
Claus: Don't worry dear I'll take care of that.
*Himmler enters*
*crowd applause*
Himmler! what's going on friend? *Claus and Himmler exchange a handshake*
Claus: I'm making a new military for Deuchland, we already have the heer but we need something better... something fresh and... "gemmy" as the kids say, and I'll make you the captain of it!
Himmler: Very well, I've been studying the prussian black cavalry, how about we call it the...SS?
Claus: that's a great name!
*Goebbels enters*
*cheering*
Goebbels: what a nice chat we have going on, but without me?
Claus: Hey, Goebbels you two are going to assist in leading us with the SS and I'll make Himmler the leader of it and you can be the spokesperson! we'll have some sort of solution to this problem here in the fatheland, the same folk who screwed us over during world war 1!
Eva: A... final solution?
Claus: Yes that's it! a final solution!

 

[Faust]

God I'm such a good writer, where's my new york bestseller.

 

[GarryNealson_2]

>Claus enters
*crowd cheers and applause*
Claus: Eva? are you there?
Eva: Yes, Claus I'm here
Claus: Oh, Eva I've been looking for you, come look at this!
*Claus holds up a news paper, declaring his successful arrival as chancellor in german- I mean deutchland o algo*
Eva: Oh that's very nice dear but what about them? *Eva has a sort of worried look on her face*
Claus: What is it dear?
*Eva points out the window and out to the new family of merchants that have moved in next door*
Eva: those men have been causing a problem, they are lenders they give money and charge interest so that people who are in dire straits may be able to pay for things, but they charge an absurd amount back! it's like... ur,, usy,, that thing in the bible?
Claus: Usury?
Eva: Yes! that.
Claus: Don't worry dear I'll take care of that.
*Himmler enters*
*crowd applause*
Himmler! what's going on friend? *Claus and Himmler exchange a handshake*
Claus: I'm making a new military for Deuchland, we already have the heer but we need something better... something fresh and... "gemmy" as the kids say, and I'll make you the captain of it!
Himmler: Very well, I've been studying the prussian black cavalry, how about we call it the...SS?
Claus: that's a great name!
*Goebbels enters*
*cheering*
Goebbels: what a nice chat we have going on, but without me?
Claus: Hey, Goebbels you two are going to assist in leading us with the SS and I'll make Himmler the leader of it and you can be the spokesperson! we'll have some sort of solution to this problem here in the fatheland, the same folk who screwed us over during world war 1!
Eva: A... final solution?
Claus: Yes that's it! a final solution!

HOLY GEM

 

[shekel]

Anyways nusois missed the joke
This already exists
Heil Honey I'm Home! - Wikipedia (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heil_Honey_I%27m_Home)!

 

[Faust]

Anyways nusois missed the joke
This already exists
Heil Honey I'm Home! - Wikipedia (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heil_Honey_I%27m_Home)!

FUCK

 

[Faust]

Anyways nusois missed the joke
This already exists
Heil Honey I'm Home! - Wikipedia (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heil_Honey_I%27m_Home)!

Oh my God it's the exact plot I was using too. Holy shit

 

[GarryNealson_2]

Oh my God it's the exact plot I was using too. Holy shit

you're Geoff Atkinson

 

[MethylX]

Shroot's goy

 

[sage]

Shroot's goy

you're one to speak

 

[shekel]

you're one to speak
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GET HIS ASS QUEEN

 

[MethylX]

you're one to speak
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Babyjak porn is fine

 

[sage]

GET HIS ASS QUEEN

it gets worse btw

 

[MethylX]

it gets worse btw
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Hunkiest hunker

 

[MethylX]

HTSM are babyjak hater

 

[lifesucksthenyoudie]

My friends and I had some ideas about making a sitcom about Claus but we lost the chats