Random.txt thread: Suggest random quotes here

[I seen it on the Internet]

the gemmiest ones will be put into soyjak.forum/misc/random.txt

 

[myexdrew]

>Stop using ⓃⓉⒷ ⓃⓇⒻ.

>You don't even know what it means, and you will never know because the people that do know the intricacies of such a White idiom will not spoonfeed you the meaning. If you wish to know, stop being a noob, join nutopia and become a regular; you'll know how much influence we have on the culture of this site.

Pls show bobs and vagen saar

 

[Joseph]

>You Rick May
>I Rick WILL


- gootdolf Claus

 

[GarryNealson_2]

>I took it down kek. That moron Musdummy couldn't even secure the database properly. This rotten soysphere is in dire need of some spring cleaning.

 

[Joseph]

>Poland shall be razed to the ground. Dirty bombs shall airburst over major cities, polluting populated areas in radiation and leeching into the soil and water supply, poisoning the population. Napalm shall be dispersed in every forest, spreading the embers to every inch of the country. Herbicides shall be pumped into groundwater, causing mass crop shortages and famine. Those who remain will be purged indiscriminately, with their bodies dumped into unmarked mass graves. All memory of Poland and this event shall be erased, with the word "Poland" being retroactively removed from every history book and the ones who carried out this righteous act taking their own lives to make memory of it isn't further propagated.

 

[kingdavey]

Bro just get sexy bro

 

[korg]

Bro just get sexy bro

bro I've missed you bro

 

[Joseph]

>have you guys seen the video of terry crews giving birth to a pizza?

 

[⸻⸻⸻]

>WHY THE FUCK IS THERE NAS ON /SOY/, WHY IS THERE NSFW ON /SOY/, FUCK QUOTE FUCK LIMEAIDS FUCK MUSdummy FUCK THE WHOLE JANNY TEAM FOR CRYING OUT LOUD, OF COURSE THEY APPROVE IMAGES OF MARGE WITH LARGE BOOBS, OF COURSE THEY APPROVE BOYKISSER, OF COURSE OF COURSE! OF COURSE THE HTSMS ON THE SHARTY ARE POSTING PORN AND NSFW, JSID JSID JSID! THE MAINLAND SUCKS ASS, AND QUOTE IS ADMIN 6, NO ADMIN 7, ITS THE SOYPOCALYPSE ALL OVER AGAIN WERE SO FUCKING COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKED!

 

[⸻⸻⸻]

>no fucking arrow

 

[supersage]

>he wrote "fixed" before going back to playing deadlock... little did he know, it was not fixed

 

[⸻⸻⸻]

>Keep denying noob, i am a man, a real man with a penis, i don't use skin from corpses or my own skin to make frankenstein's penis, my penis is grown in the womb, the womb of my mother.

 

[revolutionary]

>i was raped yesterday

 

[supersage]

>hola

 

[korg]

>I'm Shia btw

 

[revolutionary]

>I'm Shia btw

you forgot the gigachad with blonde hair and blue eyes

 

[supersage]

you forgot the gigachad with blonde hair and blue eyes

wat den nen "shia" waroom dat der den ne blonden harn' und ne blaue augen? de verdammde schluchtenscheisser was rednstde von de fotzn de himberndoone

 

[XXBHARATKINGINDIAARYANXX]

oh my God! oh my God!

 

[⸻⸻⸻]

>Homophone get off this website and go back to 4chan with that shit, that is untrue and a lie made up by the alt right

 

[XXBHARATKINGINDIAARYANXX]

oh my God! oh my God!

 

[⸻⸻⸻]

>FEAR ME, cacaOT! I HUNT DOWN SHROOMnoobS LIKE YOU