Itt: Post your random thoughts

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now the real star of the show

 

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now the real star of the show

IPHONE CINCO!

 

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IPHONE CINCO!

bullshit, that's the same phone as before!

 

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bullshit, that's the same phone as before!

not true, it's got a new power cord

 

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not true, it's got a new power cord

we switched up the dock arbitrarly

 

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i was raped by noobs and now i am black and esl :/

 

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we switched up the dock arbitrarly

so I hope you like buying new accessories

 

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so I hope you like buying new accessories

see the new design? yeah it's out of control

 

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see the new design? yeah it's out of control

we went nuts and switched it from black to charcoal

 

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we went nuts and switched it from black to charcoal

plus the screens 2 millimeters taller

 

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plus the screens 2 millimeters taller

that's gotta be atleast 400 dollars

 

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that's gotta be atleast 400 dollars

but you did all the cool things with the IPhone 4!

 

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but you did all the cool things with the IPhone 4!

but you're still gonna buy it for the AppStore!

 

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but you're still gonna buy it for the AppStore!

whatchu gonna do, buy the galaxy?

 

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whatchu gonna do, buy the galaxy?

you're gonna line up for IPhone 83!

 

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you're gonna line up for IPhone 83!

I got this yall crave (yall crave)

 

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I got this yall crave (yall crave)

I teabag bill gates from beyond the grave

 

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I teabag bill gates from beyond the grave

Hallelujah, Steve, you've shown me the light

 

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Hallelujah, Steve, you've shown me the light

It's your apple and I'm just taking a bite

 

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It's your apple and I'm just taking a bite

It's cool, cook, I got a turtleneck for you