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I like Luigi a lot. My cousin knows him personally, and she says that he's super nice and always pays for her drinks. However, apparently he also smells like saliva. Initially, I didn't care because I'd never met him. But he came to my BBQ, and he does indeed reek of spit. At first, I didn't say anything, because he stayed outside by the pond - but my guests started leaving. None of them wanted to address the issue directly, yet I still lost my temper and began bullying Luigi in front of everyone in order to ingraciate myself with my fleeing guests. It didn't work, and I immediately regretted my behavior. Luigi hid his discomfort, and helped me clean the patio and put away the sauces. Although he continued to smell like foul saliva, he tried his best to act like a normal person. I'm really torn, because he has a terrific sense of humor and he's very patient. But I don't want to alienate my popular friends, all of whom are quarterbacks and cheerleaders. They think he's just an inferior green Mario, like Fredo Corleone. I can definitely assert that he isn't without merit, because he's pathologically honest and humble. In fact, he gave me a twenty dollar bill entirely without provocation. For what it's worth, please just hold off on your dismissal of Luigi. He's trying his best.
 
I like Luigi a lot. My cousin knows him personally, and she says that he's super nice and always pays for her drinks. However, apparently he also smells like saliva. Initially, I didn't care because I'd never met him. But he came to my BBQ, and he does indeed reek of spit. At first, I didn't say anything, because he stayed outside by the pond - but my guests started leaving. None of them wanted to address the issue directly, yet I still lost my temper and began bullying Luigi in front of everyone in order to ingraciate myself with my fleeing guests. It didn't work, and I immediately regretted my behavior. Luigi hid his discomfort, and helped me clean the patio and put away the sauces. Although he continued to smell like foul saliva, he tried his best to act like a normal person. I'm really torn, because he has a terrific sense of humor and he's very patient. But I don't want to alienate my popular friends, all of whom are quarterbacks and cheerleaders. They think he's just an inferior green Mario, like Fredo Corleone. I can definitely assert that he isn't without merit, because he's pathologically honest and humble. In fact, he gave me a twenty dollar bill entirely without provocation. For what it's worth, please just hold off on your dismissal of Luigi. He's trying his best.
would you motorboat luigi's breasts?
 
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