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The Legend of Zelda: Then and Now

>MYYYY SOYBOY MEDIA IS BETTER THAN YOUR SOYBOY MEDIA HADUR!!!
>THE MECHANICS ARE TOO HARD THEY HURT MY BRAIN :( WHY CANT EVERYTHING JUST BE A POINT AND SHOOT COD GAME!!
>MYYYY SOYBOY MEDIA IS BETTER THAN YOUR SOYBOY MEDIA HADUR!!!
>THE MECHANICS ARE TOO HARD THEY HURT MY BRAIN :( WHY CANT EVERYTHING JUST BE A POINT AND SHOOT COD GAME!!

 
Does that new zelda game even have a storyline of is it litterally just an infantile soy sandbox
My dad soys tf out at anything nintento related including this
I remember he was telling me about a new starfox game that he cant wait for, and I told him its literally gonna be the same as the n64 game and he started coping so.fucking hard
Actually me and his cousins said this to him 💔💔
 
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My dad soys tf out at anything nintento related including this
I remember he was telling me about a new starfox game that he cant wait for, and I told him its literally gonna be the same as the n64 game and he started coping so.fucking hard
Sega had a rail shooter series on the Saturn. They were able to make 4 distinct great games, one of which being a legendary RPG. Nophono cares.
Nintendo has a rail shooter series. They’ve done nothing but remake the same game 5 times and axe the one game that actually had a different story. ZOMG BEST GAME EVER NINTENDO CAN DO NO WRONG
 
Sega had a rail shooter series on the Saturn. They were able to make 4 distinct great games, one of which being a legendary RPG. Nophono cares.
Nintendo has a rail shooter series. They’ve done nothing but remake the same game 5 times and axe the one game that actually had a different story. ZOMG BEST GAME EVER NINTENDO CAN DO NO WRONG
Yeah just because Nintendo has made great games in the past it doesnt mean that all of their other games cant be absolute shit, which is what nintendo fans dont get
 
Sega had a rail shooter series on the Saturn. They were able to make 4 distinct great games, one of which being a legendary RPG. Nophono cares.
Nintendo has a rail shooter series. They’ve done nothing but remake the same game 5 times and axe the one game that actually had a different story. ZOMG BEST GAME EVER NINTENDO CAN DO NO WRONG
Metroid and F-zero are outright dead because they're too manly for nintendoids
 
F-Zero is dead because Sega was able to make an F-Zero title that was way better than anything they could do in house and that mindbroke them so hard Captain Falcon got banished to Smash Bros for life
I am not ready to give up hope yet.
 
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This is true btw, people act like its the greatest game of all time when its not even a top 5 zelda game. The series works a lot better in 2D than it does in 3D, I still need to play the Minish cap some day.
i think the 3d games are just as good as the 2d games. oot just isn't that great compared to every other game before and after it.
 
i think the 3d games are just as good as the 2d games. oot just isn't that great compared to every other game before and after it.
They aren't, after OOT the games started to take more of a puzzle approach instead of an action approach like the prior titles. Also combat in 2d is much better than the lock on crap they do later in the series, I even prefer like Zelda 2 to OOT.
 
This is true btw, people act like its the greatest game of all time when its not even a top 5 zelda game. The series works a lot better in 2D than it does in 3D, I still need to play the Minish cap some day.
you VILL go on the snca tab and you VILL play f-zero maximum velocity until you unlock master difficulty
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I've never played a F-Zero game for more than 30 minutes before, racing games have never really been my thing.
you're missing out then. F-zero isn't really like the average racing game. It's more like trying to race a spaceship.
 
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They aren't, after OOT the games started to take more of a puzzle approach instead of an action approach like the prior titles. Also combat in 2d is much better than the lock on crap they do later in the series, I even prefer like Zelda 2 to OOT.
fair enough. im biased with 3d zelda games, since oot & majoras mask were my first introduction into zelda.
you VILL go on the snca tab and you VILL play f-zero maximum velocity until you unlock master difficulty
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f zero is mediocre compared this game only i know about
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fair enough. im biased with 3d zelda games, since oot & majoras mask were my first introduction into zelda.
hot take, majora's mask is the best 3d zelda game because of how unique it is.
 
you're missing out then. F-zero isn't really like the average racing game. It's more like trying to race a spaceship.
I played the N64 and Gamecube ones a little bit, I've just never gotten to that leg of retro gaming. They are very large time investments overall since it takes a lot of time to git gud. I've mostly been trying to clear Mike Tyson's Punch Out these days.
hot take, majora's mask is the best 3d zelda game because of how unique it is.
I like Twilight Princess the most.
 
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