what if Claus suddenly showed up at your house and begged for like 20 dollars so he could buy a pack of cigarettes

[sage]

 

[DOLL AT WORK]

This happened to me

 

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tell him to fuck himself because he aint buing no normal cigarettes for 20 doopers if it apparently costs a fiver for marlboros i think idk trust me bro

 

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ill give Claus a caca before telling him to go doe im not cruel

 

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it would go something like this

 

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he would ask for cigarettes

 

[CX2]

i would give him the ciggies ive been picking up off the ground

 

[ATWA ya dig?]

tell him to fuck himself because he aint buing no normal cigarettes for 20 doopers if it apparently costs a fiver for marlboros i think idk trust me bro

I fucking wish they were $5

 

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I fucking wish they were $5

smoker

 

[ATWA ya dig?]

smoker

That's right.

 

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That's right.
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I have all 11 lung cancers and (((they))) say there are 9 out of 10

 

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I fucking wish they were $5

How much are they in muttborea

 

[ATWA ya dig?]

How much are they in muttborea

Like, $11 a pack after jewish taxes in Illinois

 

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Like, $11 a pack after jewish taxes in Illinois

Eeek the same shit they introduced in england

 

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Eeek the same shit they introduced in england

I find that shit so stupid, its not even to protect da heckin public health, its literally to make the rich richer by giving them free money, and they act all fucking surprised when people like me insteadgo and buy counterfeit or 'smuggled' baccy which in return is worse for public health because people are buying from illegitimate sources instead of da real deal which means its more likely someone wont know what they are consuming (if they are dummys which most if not all britbongs are)
Tbh that is more common with vapes though because vapers already get fucked off chemicals they dont know