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Fat people hate thread

I've had burgers 3 times this week
Bro I remember going to a random burger place with my friends after school and they had an unlimited burger option.
The sons of bitches made my 4th burger extra large to make me pay the "no waste tax" but I just hit the remaining burger in my backpack and they didn't notice.
this happenned like a week ago btw
 
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today i saw this hambeast big-lipped sheboon at a gas station earlier, this wasn't any normal fat ass size it was a behemoth you'd see on My 600 Pound Life kind of obese. how does one even get to that size without the body giving out on itself?
 
today i saw this hambeast big-lipped sheboon at a gas station earlier, this wasn't any normal fat ass size it was a behemoth you'd see on My 600 Pound Life kind of obese. how does one even get to that size without the body giving out on itself?
wipipo don season dey food
 
Bro I remember going to a random burger place with my friends after school and they had an unlimited burger option.
The sons of bitches made my 4th burger extra large to make me pay the "no waste tax" but I just hit the remaining burger in my backpack and they didn't notice.
this happenned like a week ago btw
Unlimited food is always a good deal
I have a big appetite so I always get like 3 or 4x the value
 
Bro I remember going to a random burger place with my friends after school and they had an unlimited burger option.
The sons of bitches made my 4th burger extra large to make me pay the "no waste tax" but I just hit the remaining burger in my backpack and they didn't notice.
this happenned like a week ago btw
White power.
 
wipipo don season dey food
she did speak in noobbabble like "you cah buy deez" but i feel like most negros think that's how people eat because the only white people food they get is in prison or fast food since i season my food pretty well. i just wanna grill for God's sake!
 
White power.
also they only had like 4 burger options and they were all chicken
tbh there were really only 2 burgers options because 3 of them were literally the same but they just add a chesee and sheeit
They had like a bbq sauce grilled chicken which was really good but my friends didn't like the bbq sauce
and the other opptions were just fried chicken burgers and tbh it was really crisp but it lacked flavor and salt but I would still eat it
 
also they only had like 4 burger options and they were all chicken
tbh there were really only 2 burgers options because 3 of them were literally the same but they just add a chesee and sheeit
They had like a bbq sauce grilled chicken which was really good but my friends didn't like the bbq sauce
and the other opptions were just fried chicken burgers and tbh it was really crisp but it lacked flavor and salt but I would still eat it
Roaches can't season dey food
 
Eating American food makes you whiter and sreal womanger and taller and there are many examples of this
burgers can be healthy if you use the right ingredients for them. most places don't care thoughever. idk how people can enjoy McDonalds burgers but then again most amerimutts are too lazy to plop a frozen burger patty in the oven/grill for like 10-12 minutes.
 
you noobs wouldn't believe how americanized this place is regarding food. there are 79 mcdonalds in my country.
 
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