what if Claus was an keter class scp

[clanker 1000]

https://soyjak.forum/attachments/117527_-_soybooru-png.10682/and needs to be fed a bbc for a day by the sprunkis otherwise xhe will mutate into a cognitohazard semi-abomination humanoid with bbcs as it's weapon

 

[Sloppyjakky`]

https://soyjak.forum/attachments/117527_-_soybooru-png.10682/and needs to be fed a bbc for a day by the sprunkis otherwise xhe will mutate into a cognitohazard semi-abomination humanoid with bbcs as it's weapon

X immigrant eats him alive and rapes him

 

[GQQT]

X immigrant eats him alive and rapes him

Even ximmy can't outrape the Rapeler

 

[Sloppyjakky`]

Even ximmy can't outrape the Rapeler

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Name: Subject-063
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Originally a schlong user, after Erotically roleplaying with a user known as ██ █████████ his inner gene mutations woke up and turned him into a monster that knows nothing but grooming and hunting down minor (Also he likes to rape adults too see article "██████ rape...

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read this

 

[Apeson]

scp-1488

 

[shekel]

up

 

[grimmki]

keter would just mean hes hard to contain also, the scp classification system has been updated to not just to measure how hard it is to contain entities but also how dangerous it is. Please do your research and do better

 

[You]

keter would just mean hes hard to contain also, the scp classification system has been updated to not just to measure how hard it is to contain entities but also how dangerous it is. Please do your research and do better
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soy

 

[grimmki]

soy

im right you chud its called doing RESEARCH

 

[soyjaktwentyneutralface]

Item #: SCP-1488-S (schlog)

Object Class: Euclid Keter

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-1488-S is to be held in a Class III humanoid containment cell SCP-1488-S-1 through 23 are to be held within seperate, sound-proofed Class V humanoid containment cells within Bio-Containment Area-88. SCP-1488-S are to be fed once a day. Access to the containment area is only allowed under written approval of a Level 4 personnel. Under no circumstances are instances of SCP-1488-S allowed to take their pants off, and they have been reinforced with magnetic locks. At least five (5) security personnel are to be assigned per SCP-1488-S containment chamber. Security personnel are to be equipped with SCRAMBLE gear.

Description: SCP-1488-S is a humanoid superficially resembling Santa Claus, dictator of Nazi Germany during the years of 1933-1945. SCP-1488-S claims to be him (See Interview Log 1488-S-1), and displays human-level intelligence. SCP-1488-S's penis (henceforth referred to as "the BBC") is black and anomalously large, being over 80cm in length and 15cm in width. SCP-1488-S can move the BBC like a limb, displaying high strength and dexterity with it. SCP-1488-S's anomalous properties activate when a human subject views the BBC or verbally mentions it within the hearing range of SCP-1488-S. When one does, the BBC will become visibly muscular and elongate further, as long as thirty (30) meters. SCP-1488-S will then proceed to attempt kill the subject. SCP-1488-S prefers to kill with choking the subject, though it has been observed to use sheer brute force and consuming the subject, using anomalous suction and the urethra as a "mouth".
The BBC will shrink down to normal size once the subject that triggered SCP-1488-S has been killed by it. In the event that the subject is killed by something else beforehand, SCP-1488-S will seek out an alternate subject, regardless if it has triggered SCP-1488-S.

When agitated, the BBC has been observed to possess extremely high strength, breaking through concrete and on occasion steel. The BBC's flesh is unusually hard and SCP-1488-S has purposefully used the extremely high pressure of the BBC's blood to cut through objects and security forces. The blood has been found to display highly corrosive properties. The BBC is highly regenerative, and a severed BBC any piece of its flesh larger than 500 cm³ has been observed to regrow into a second instance of SCP-1488-S.

 

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