Gaming relics

[Apeson]

I loved the tutorial world in Minecraft, spent so much time playing the 360 Minecraft demo (parents were selfish little fucks and wouldn't buy Minecraft for me and I spent my Xbox gift cards on Sonic games)

I hold the PS3 tutorial world dearly.

 

[CX2]

I loved the tutorial world in Minecraft, spent so much time playing the 360 Minecraft demo (parents were selfish little fucks and wouldn't buy Minecraft for me and I spent my Xbox gift cards on Sonic games)

noob minecraft was like $12 at gamestop on xbox just steal ur parents credit card broke bitch

 

[Sloppyjakky]

it's amazing what 12 year old me was capable of in 2020

 

[supersage]

I loved the tutorial world in Minecraft, spent so much time playing the 360 Minecraft demo (parents were selfish little fucks and wouldn't buy Minecraft for me and I spent my Xbox gift cards on Sonic games)

Dude I remember installing T-Launcher before it was malware, and playing on their server, TeamExtreme, it was gemmy as fuck even though it probably gave me an infologger and adware, I got banned like 8 times from there for ban evasion cause I drowned some random liar in lava for griefing my base

 

[lifesucksthenyoudie]

noob minecraft was like $12 at gamestop on xbox just steal ur parents credit card broke bitch

Stealing is wrong

 

[Yurijak]

it's amazing what 12 year old me was capable of in 2020
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Stop i had a world like this on my wii U that i built on the moment i pickrd ip a controller and for my entire early childhood before i spilled milk all over the game pad and it broke and it was sold off fml fml fml

 

[CX2]

real PEOPLE were playing the games on the linux mint package manager back in 2016

 

[supersage]

You know I wanted to see if they actually optimized 'craft with the modern versions.
>open up latest version
>get hit with 30 different disclaimers that multiplayer noobs can say mean wordies that hurt my fee fees :(
>get earraped by the most nails-on-a-chalkboard real womancore soundtrack of all time
>navigate the shitty ui to turn it off
>theres 30 different options
>half of them freeze the game for a couple of seconds
>make a world
>wander around in all of 20fps glory
>game glitches out, makes my screen white and replays the same 0.3s of sound until i REISUB


How do normgroids put up with this shit? I get like 100fps at 12 chunks on 1.5 while using a minecart

 

[lifesucksthenyoudie]

You know I wanted to see if they actually optimized 'craft with the modern versions.
>open up latest version
>get hit with 30 different disclaimers that multiplayer noobs can say mean wordies that hurt my fee fees :(
>get earraped by the most nails-on-a-chalkboard real womancore soundtrack of all time
>navigate the shitty ui to turn it off
>theres 30 different options
>half of them freeze the game for a couple of seconds
>make a world
>wander around in all of 20fps glory
>game glitches out, makes my screen white and replays the same 0.3s of sound until i REISUB


How do normgroids put up with this shit? I get like 100fps at 12 chunks on 1.5 while using a minecart
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I thought most people immediately installed OptiFine or now Sodium due to Minecraft being held together by toothpicks and gum

 

[CadoTheFartingChud]

Someone should make a modpack/fangame for minecraft beta 1.7.3 called ultracraft that adds every gemmy oldcaca mod, everything from retro chungus vanilla+ mods like bta and others, a bunch of later features from up to 1.6, and original stuff on an independent launcher. it would be like hytale for oldARYANs

 

[Yurijak]

Someone should make a modpack/fangame for minecraft beta 1.7.3 called ultracraft that adds every gemmy oldcaca mod, everything from retro chungus vanilla+ mods like bta and others, a bunch of later features from up to 1.6, and original stuff on an independent launcher. it would be like hytale for oldARYANs

Someone or group of devs whi are actually talented and competant should make a fan game of beta minecarft where they develop out all the potential it had into something actually good.

 

[RandalSoy]

Someone or group of devs whi are actually talented and competant should make a fan game of beta minecarft where they develop out all the potential it had into something actually good.

There are a lot of "alternate development" mods but most of them are owned by real women now. NFC was really chuddy in its early days, but I'm pretty sure its overrun now

 

[RandalSoy]

You really gatta gatekeep ts

 

[Onzikin]

I thought most people immediately installed OptiFine or now Sodium due to Minecraft being held together by toothpicks and gum

I haven't kept up, but didn't Minecraft recently plan to add Vulkan rendering or some shit?

 

[Apeson]

You know I wanted to see if they actually optimized 'craft with the modern versions.
>open up latest version
>get hit with 30 different disclaimers that multiplayer noobs can say mean wordies that hurt my fee fees :(
>get earraped by the most nails-on-a-chalkboard real womancore soundtrack of all time
>navigate the shitty ui to turn it off
>theres 30 different options
>half of them freeze the game for a couple of seconds
>make a world
>wander around in all of 20fps glory
>game glitches out, makes my screen white and replays the same 0.3s of sound until i REISUB


How do normgroids put up with this shit? I get like 100fps at 12 chunks on 1.5 while using a minecart
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Java has been made shit on purpose so people move to bedrock.

 

[Sloppyjakky]

Java has been made shit on purpose so people move to bedrock.

bedrock is worse

 

[Sloppyjakky]

bedrock is worse

especially with this BULLSHIT

 

[CX2]

bedrock is worse

the shit & the piss take ur choice

 

[Goot]

You know I wanted to see if they actually optimized 'craft with the modern versions.
>open up latest version
>get hit with 30 different disclaimers that multiplayer noobs can say mean wordies that hurt my fee fees :(
>get earraped by the most nails-on-a-chalkboard real womancore soundtrack of all time
>navigate the shitty ui to turn it off
>theres 30 different options
>half of them freeze the game for a couple of seconds
>make a world
>wander around in all of 20fps glory
>game glitches out, makes my screen white and replays the same 0.3s of sound until i REISUB


How do normgroids put up with this shit? I get like 100fps at 12 chunks on 1.5 while using a minecart
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The fact that mods have fixed it for years now and they simply refuse to implement it

 

[swaggrz]

I loved the tutorial world in Minecraft, spent so much time playing the 360 Minecraft demo (parents were selfish little fucks and wouldn't buy Minecraft for me and I spent my Xbox gift cards on Sonic games)

Remember that little cave looking downward staircase in the castle courtyard, my realtives and me used to believe that was where herobrine is, I was genuinely scared as shit to walk down there, I wonderr who started it but if I find out it would ruin the fun in somewhat believing it to this day