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Finally got around to beating HL2 Episode 2, I liked it more than episode 1 at least. The final fight against the Striders was a good change of pace

Also Eli's death is so forced but I'm pretty sure that's the point, or rather they probably wrote the "unforeseen conseqeunces" shit as a way to explain why an Advisor randomly comes in and ACKs him
 
Finally got around to beating HL2 Episode 2, I liked it more than episode 1 at least. The final fight against the Striders was a good change of pace

Also Eli's death is so forced but I'm pretty sure that's the point, or rather they probably wrote the "unforeseen conseqeunces" shit as a way to explain why an Advisor randomly comes in and ACKs him
The ending of episode 2 doesn't even fucking matter due to half life alyx
 
Also since I don’t have anything to do this weekend I’ll probably start on the first Half-Life
Yeah I played these games backwards for some reason, not that it matters tbh
 
Do you think HLX/HL3 is something Valve gonna bundle with their Steam Machine? It's been a while since I've seen any major news about either of them.
From what I’ve heard they dropped any such plans after the fiasco that was the Steam Machine’s pricing, then again my sources are also Gabe Follower and Tyler Mcnoob tweets so take it with a grain of salt
 
I mean well, aside from these two, there aren't many people covering Valve leaks, so eh.
TBH I trust McVicker's rumors, it's just that he acts like an annoying noob outside of his videos (especially on Twitter)
And Gabe Follower mostly says the same things anyway while not being an insufferable dummy
 
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The year is 2045. Eastern Europe lives under COMBINE RULE. All males are placed under the suppression field. Women live to serve COMBINE ADVISORS in vast reproduction facilities. Welcome to Earth’s COMBINE FUTURE.

Wallace Breen remembers life before the Seven Hour War – before the government-issued rations, the relocations, daily inspections, and mandatory chastity. He lives on the war-torn outskirts of City 17, where he hides his beautiful redhead step-sister (((Judith))) Mossman from the clutches of the brutal Civil Protection army.

As transhuman Combine soldiers prowl the countryside searching for fertile white women, Breen will stop at nothing to protect sweet Mossman's purity (for it says in the Torah she must mate with some old black dude who’s missing a leg or something). In his balding white hair, black turtleneck sweater, and grey jacket, Breen gives his tender white body to a gang of pitiless Overwatch Elite soldiers: the ultimate act of courage and sacrifice. But is sissy Breen prepared for the overwhelming demonstration of power and domination? The encounter brings him face-to-face with his worst fears... and his most unspeakable sissy fantasies.

Acclaimed author and anti-game development activist Gabe Newell presents a tantalizingly political vision of the future. Xhis powerful, vivid, fly-on-the-wall passages of three-on-one interspecial transhuman-on-sissy action push the boundaries of sensual fiction. The OVERWATCH KINGS have their way with Breen’s sissy body, pumping and pounding and cursing through one of the hottest gang scenes in the history of the genre. And interspersed throughout the sizzling prose, a suspenseful narrative full of imaginative world-building unfolds.

Experience the true power of Combine bulls in Combine jackboots. Prepare to pay the ultimate reparations. Explore the mind-bending world of COMBINE FUTURE, the second book in Gabe Newell's brand new trilogy.
 
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