Kiwinoobs think I'm some random lolcow

[Synonymous]

Today when I was browsing the shiwi as usually, I was greeted by a barrage of notifications. This is usually normal; however, it was different. For some reason, a group of lolcow orbiters are CONVINCED that I am some literal who named Ronald Lincoln Kolb Jr.
Remember: they know nothing about who I am.

The post where he provides "evidence"


They connected my old sperging and the fact I'm 20 with this gooner obsessed noob.

This is genuinely funny to me because they are CONVINCED that I'm this random dude I've never heard about until now.

Wait until they find my SNCApedia/SECApedia page...

 

[Synonymous]

Here's what I was greeted when I opened KF today btw

 

[Apeson]

Today when I was browsing the shiwi as usually, I was greeted by a barrage of notifications. This is usually normal; however, it was different. For some reason, a group of lolcow orbiters are CONVINCED that I am some literal who named Ronald Lincoln Kolb Jr.View attachment 157242
Remember: they know nothing about who I am.

The post where he provides "evidence"
View attachment 157243

They connected my old sperging and the fact I'm 20 with this gooner obsessed noob.

This is genuinely funny to me because they are CONVINCED that I'm this random dude I've never heard about until now.

Wait until they find my SNCApedia/SECApedia page...

You should play along kek, this is a golden opportunity for some trolling.

 

[David Baszucki]

These kiwinoobs CANNOT be serious, imagine connecting someone to another person just because of such a trivial fact, the veridity of their claims ought to be ZERO percent.

 

[moidsy]

mawwwwwwds it's a ronald lincoln kolb jr alt

 

[Dangeresque]

Today when I was browsing the shiwi as usually, I was greeted by a barrage of notifications. This is usually normal; however, it was different. For some reason, a group of lolcow orbiters are CONVINCED that I am some literal who named Ronald Lincoln Kolb Jr.View attachment 157242
Remember: they know nothing about who I am.

The post where he provides "evidence"
View attachment 157243

They connected my old sperging and the fact I'm 20 with this gooner obsessed noob.

This is genuinely funny to me because they are CONVINCED that I'm this random dude I've never heard about until now.

Wait until they find my SNCApedia/SECApedia page...

>SNCApedia sysop Soynonymous is Ronald all along .
OYYYYYY

 

[Synonymous]

Will it work?

 

[moidsy]

View attachment 157247
Will it work?

they're calling it the most ai generated picture ever

 

[Synonymous]

they're calling it the most ai generated picture ever

Don't tell them that. They're dummyed enough to think I'm a bear-fucker.

 

[Apeson]

View attachment 157247
Will it work?

If they actually buy this it's gonna be unreal

 

[moidsy]

Don't tell them that. They're dummyed enough to think I'm a bear-fucker.

ok idk how stupid they are i'll trust your judgement

 

[Synonymous]

I deleted it to make it seem as if I covered it up. THOUGH they might not have seen it so if nothing happens i'll post it again

 

[Thales]

mr kolb? what are you doing

 

[snuffereet]

Don't tell them that. They're dummyed enough to think I'm a bear-fucker.

They goon at the thought of any possible person being guilty of anything, hence why they turn on one another so much, from what i've heard a decent amount of kiwicucks eventually get threads themselves. They're so dramabrained you could pull some Kanye notes app signature shit and they'd treat it like a CIA dossier declassification

 

[Yaquer200]

Kiwifarms.... Joel is still trying to fuck with me, he's still saying bad things about me

 

[Idkchud]

this is fucking awesome.

 

[joeshp]

pretend to be the lolcow