Take the Skibidipill:
1: Reject the Alliance who will try to "protect" you, expose yourself to Skibidi Toilet Syndrome by letting the Skibidi Toilets song enter your ears via microscopic spores that exit the Skibidi's mouth and settle into your brain.
2: Become a Skibidi Toilet, spend your free time by singing the Skibidi Chant since it's the best form of entertainment until, spend your working hours turning other people into Skibidi Toilets, your families, friends, pets, everyone until...
3: Go to war and fight for the G-Toilet and the Scientist Toilet, your best mentors ever since mom and dad (who have most likely turned into Skibidi Toilets), depending on the era in which you became a Skibidi Toilet you'll be fighting either the Alliance agents or the Astro Toilets, whatever you do you must remain diciplined and follow your commanders orders, he knows best.