Random.txt thread: Suggest random quotes here

[Barry]

the gemmiest ones will be put into soyjak.forum/misc/random.txt

 

[shekel]

>@Sylwia

does she still have you ignored

 

[Nvtral]

>fake story anyway i wouldnt kill people because i would be in jail if i killed someone or at the very least facing a trial

 

[ATWA ya dig?]

does she still have you ignored

Wait... what...

 

[shekel]

Wait... what...

I'm pretty sure you talked about it

 

[ATWA ya dig?]

I'm pretty sure you talked about it

I don't think so, she gem reacted one of my posts on her profile after I stopped hitting on her all the time

 

[Nvtral]

>what does broot even do herehe doesn't do anything with his admin role, nothing fun, he doesn't host any events anymore, nobody actually likes him besides the approvers who want janny, and he doesn't even want to make any connections with the people here, he is literally the same as he was on the shroom here, literal cosmetic admin. Just give his role back to DOLL or root atp.

 

[Nvtral]

>I killed a pedophile that was trying to harrass girls from my nephew's high school while I was visiting their town. I was waiting to pick him up and I noticed this tall lanky guy that looked south asian talking to the high schoolers, it generally looked weird so I stepped in and asked if they know him, they said no and that he approached them, so I told him he should leave if he has no kids that go here. The cacaot got in my face shouting 'so what', I grabbed him by the neck and pushed him onto the ground and stomped in his skull region to death with as much force and rage as I could, I'm 100% sure it ended his life, I don't live anywhere near the area so I quickly fled. His death was confirmed on a Facebook group but I'm not providing any more details.

 

[shekel]

>I killed a pedophile that was trying to harrass girls from my nephew's high school while I was visiting their town. I was waiting to pick him up and I noticed this tall lanky guy that looked south asian talking to the high schoolers, it generally looked weird so I stepped in and asked if they know him, they said no and that he approached them, so I told him he should leave if he has no kids that go here. The cacaot got in my face shouting 'so what', I grabbed him by the neck and pushed him onto the ground and stomped in his skull region to death with as much force and rage as I could, I'm 100% sure it ended his life, I don't live anywhere near the area so I quickly fled. His death was confirmed on a Facebook group but I'm not providing any more details.

RIP @Goot

 

[AshkeNazi]

I should really add new quotes and get rid of old ones. Reply to your favorite quotes ITT that you want me to add

 

[cirno.enthusiast]

>I killed a pedophile that was trying to harrass girls from my nephew's high school while I was visiting their town. I was waiting to pick him up and I noticed this tall lanky guy that looked south asian talking to the high schoolers, it generally looked weird so I stepped in and asked if they know him, they said no and that he approached them, so I told him he should leave if he has no kids that go here. The cacaot got in my face shouting 'so what', I grabbed him by the neck and pushed him onto the ground and stomped in his skull region to death with as much force and rage as I could, I'm 100% sure it ended his life, I don't live anywhere near the area so I quickly fled. His death was confirmed on a Facebook group but I'm not providing any more details.

I can't believe Broot lied about this.

 

[𓅰𓅪𓃯]

>I'm not sissifiying ANYONE..

 

[AshkeNazi]

>I killed a pedophile that was trying to harrass girls from my nephew's high school while I was visiting their town. I was waiting to pick him up and I noticed this tall lanky guy that looked south asian talking to the high schoolers, it generally looked weird so I stepped in and asked if they know him, they said no and that he approached them, so I told him he should leave if he has no kids that go here. The cacaot got in my face shouting 'so what', I grabbed him by the neck and pushed him onto the ground and stomped in his skull region to death with as much force and rage as I could, I'm 100% sure it ended his life, I don't live anywhere near the area so I quickly fled. His death was confirmed on a Facebook group but I'm not providing any more details.

the pedo's name? siddhartha gautama

 

[Barry]

new quotes added

 

[AshkeNazi]

new quotes added

>Anyone saying no is lying. I'd be slobbering over that thing with my back hunched over all day.
was added twice jsyk

 

[Barry]

>Anyone saying no is lying. I'd be slobbering over that thing with my back hunched over all day.
was added twice jsyk

fixed

 

[𓅰𓅪𓃯]

fixed

Accidental split in "At the end of the day you will fuck her body not her poop" makes it display incorrectly.

 

[Barry]

Accidental split in "At the end of the day you will fuck her body not her poop" makes it display incorrectly.

fixed it too

 

[cirno.enthusiast]

>If I had a pussy it would be really soft and waxed and nothing like pizzacake's used up roast beef

 

[Sloppyjakky]

>oh, waitress! *snaps fingers* come here, my poppet, I've decided on what I shall dine upon today. May I have the BEARDY MCBEARDMAN MEGA BEEFY QUADRUPLE BEEF BEER BACON N BOURBON BURGER WITH 3000 MONTH PINK HIMALAYAN SALT CAVE AGED CRUELTY FREE SLAVERY FREE NON GMO FARM TO TABLE CIGAR SMOKED GOUDA. Oh, and of COURSE! My apologies for not realizing that the hot sauce menu was a subset of the MAIN menu (albeit a separate pamphlet detailing the intricacies of each sauce, as well has pairing suggestions, would be a welcome addition (pass that along to your sauce monger)). I shall sample your in-house BEEZLEBUTT'S 7,000,000 SCOVILLE HEMORRHOID HOLOCAUST NUCLEAR ANAL LEAKAGE XXXXXX FECAL FURY SAUCE; and, my sweet, mayhaps a bottle of it to go? Though I am yet to taste it, I am sure that my buddies at the barcade - yes, a portmanteau of "bar" and "arcade", and YES, you can actually DRINK ass you PLAY VIDEO GAMES, whatever will they think of next? - will be utterly TICKLED by the label your crew has concocted for that bottle! *taps glass* and another round of your hoppiest IPA, please!

 

[Perfect Pepsilord]

>Enter CHADren