lifesucksthenyouacks really interesting blog that will definitely be updated really often

I just tried watching Blade Trinity
I tapped out after like 50 minutes it was so shit
Shame too because I really liked the first one and I liked the sequel

 

[Apeson]

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Dw, you'll become a rich black entrepreneur like picrel, trvst

Edits of this are always funny as hell.

 

[Sloppyjakky]

The fucking air quality man, today was already kind of a shit day but walking home inhaling all that smoke in 90 degree humid weather was the cherry on top.

nuke canada
problem solved

 

[lifesucksthenyoudie]

nuke canada
problem solved

The immigrants there probably did this shit on purpose. They got homesick

 

[GemersonLakeAndPalmer]

The fucking air quality man, today was already kind of a shit day but walking home inhaling all that smoke in 90 degree humid weather was the cherry on top.

Bro lives in the Midwest.

 

[CX2]

The fucking air quality man, today was already kind of a shit day but walking home inhaling all that smoke in 90 degree humid weather was the cherry on top.

>tfw reading this & you dont live on the only place on earth where the atmosphere is brown homofashie tgirl braps

 

[lifesucksthenyoudie]

>tfw reading this & you dont live on the only place on earth where the atmosphere is brown homofashie tgirl braps

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It’s even worse today than it was yesterday

 

[lifesucksthenyoudie]

This week has been fucking dreadful. My company does a rotational program where after a year you get rotated to a different department to broaden your horizons or whatever and since my rotation is coming up I've been having the equivalent of senioritis but for work. Every day feels so long and dreadful (partly because I barely have anything to do), and I've just grown so irritated at the people I'm near. Some of my frustrations are justified, others not so much. Just today I had this late call about a production deployment and due to me not pointing something to the right cluster (even though I onboarded to it) that deployment is getting pushed to next week and now I'm mad because it's my fault and it's all over something so dummyed. Weekend is also tracking to be a fucking disaster as well. At least I have my PS3 now

 

[GemersonLakeAndPalmer]

This week has been fucking dreadful. My company does a rotational program where after a year you get rotated to a different department to broaden your horizons or whatever and since my rotation is coming up I've been having the equivalent of senioritis but for work. Every day feels so long and dreadful (partly because I barely have anything to do), and I've just grown so irritated at the people I'm near. Some of my frustrations are justified, others not so much. Just today I had this late call about a production deployment and due to me not pointing something to the right cluster (even though I onboarded to it) that deployment is getting pushed to next week and now I'm mad because it's my fault and it's all over something so dummyed. Weekend is also tracking to be a fucking disaster as well. At least I have my PS3 now

What's your job?

 

[lifesucksthenyoudie]

What's your job?

Software engineering shit

 

[lifesucksthenyoudie]

Been having computer trouble recently. The laptop I use bricked itself during an update, so until I'm able to fix it I'm using this Zephyrus G14 I have lying around.

Update: Finally unraped my computer

 

[lifesucksthenyoudie]

The other day I was playing my PS5 but my mom came in the room so I had to swap my disc from Sakura Wars to Uncharted 1 to seem like less of a cacaot
I got to the water room shootout and my mom said “that was cruel” and left

 

[GemersonLakeAndPalmer]

Smug pepe react

 

[lifesucksthenyoudie]

dummyed cocksuckers at United thought it’d be really funny if they closed the gate to my flight and now I’m stuck in the airport for two more hours
>erm yikes sweaty maybe you should be at the gate when boarding star-
FUCK YOU dummyED noobS AT UNITED AND FUCK YOU MOM. I KNOW HOW TO BOARD A PLANE AND WHAT I’VE LEARNED IS THAT’S A WASTE OF FUCKING TIME AS IM PART OF BASIC ECONOMY ANYWAY AND SO WHAT I ALWAYS DO WHICH HASNT FAILED ME EXCEPT IN THIS ONE MOMENT WHERE UNITED DECIDED THEY WANTED TO DO A HECCIN EFFICIENCY THATS ON THE TIER OF HIRING AN H1B. THEIR SUPPORT SAID TO BE AT THE GATE 10 MINUTES BEFORE DEPARTURE AND I WAS AT THE GATE WELL BEFORE THAT. IM NOT CHANGING SHIT ABOUT HOW I BOARD A PLANE, TELL UNITED TO FOLLOW THEIR OWN FUCKING STANDARDS AND PROCEDURES FOR BOARDING YOU BITCH

 

[shekel]

dummyed cocksuckers at United thought it’d be really funny if they closed the gate to my flight and now I’m stuck in the airport for two more hours
>erm yikes sweaty maybe you should be at the gate when boarding star-
FUCK YOU dummyED noobS AT UNITED AND FUCK YOU MOM. I KNOW HOW TO BOARD A PLANE AND WHAT I’VE LEARNED IS THAT’S A WASTE OF FUCKING TIME AS IM PART OF BASIC ECONOMY ANYWAY AND SO WHAT I ALWAYS DO WHICH HASNT FAILED ME EXCEPT IN THIS ONE MOMENT WHERE UNITED DECIDED THEY WANTED TO DO A HECCIN EFFICIENCY THATS ON THE TIER OF HIRING AN H1B. THEIR SUPPORT SAID TO BE AT THE GATE 10 MINUTES BEFORE DEPARTURE AND I WAS AT THE GATE WELL BEFORE THAT. IM NOT CHANGING SHIT ABOUT HOW I BOARD A PLANE, TELL UNITED TO FOLLOW THEIR OWN FUCKING STANDARDS AND PROCEDURES FOR BOARDING YOU BITCH

What flight number is it and what seat?

 

[lifesucksthenyoudie]

What flight number is it and what seat?

Flight 67

 

[lifesucksthenyoudie]

They’re playing the original version of the YesGigger song in the office cafeteria and I’m just laughing to myself like a lunatic

 

[lifesucksthenyoudie]

I was going to go barhopping with some noobs Friday evening but just now at the last minute THE HOST CANCELS ON US

I’m lowkey fucking fuming. Wtf am I supposed to do all weekend, play PS3 and study for this course I’m enrolled in? Like every God damn weekend?

 

[lifesucksthenyoudie]

Kind of a shit week honestly
No NXO, No Nett on Cartunez, No party, I had to spend a day fixing some gay vulnerabilities from a Claude Mythos report, GTA VI is going to be overly realistic boring trash (“erm akshually it was always going to be trash!” Yeah I knew the writing wouldn’t be good but I wasn’t expecting a game where if I don’t fill up my gas tank and eat proper meals and sleep I’ll die), all of these on their own is kind of whatever but together it’s pissing me off

 

[lifesucksthenyoudie]

In all honesty I should’ve seen it coming, outside of the first few times I’ve done shit with him I don’t think he’s ever been to a single event without him popping up for only ten minutes or just not showing up

 

[GemersonLakeAndPalmer]

They’re playing the original version of the YesGigger song in the office cafeteria and I’m just laughing to myself like a lunatic

*Yes Gigga.