THE ULTIMATE "WHAT IF Claus" SCENARIO

[sage]

what if Claus suddenly became an indian ultranationalist and took a dump in front of the german public at the sportpalast in solidarity with bharat and then proceeded to literally fling his shit at the volk who then proceeded to throw their own shit back and then a massive poop fight broke out meanwhile in the middle of fuck all nowhere africa rommel was driving his tank when he received telegraph of the incident to which he stared at the imaginary camera then drove off his tank as far away from europe as possible and he was never seen again meanwhile mussolini was like "noob what the fuck" and then proceeded to defect to the allies and stalin saw footage of it realized he had a scat fetish and then proudly announced his transition into a real woman in front of the starving soviet citizens and then churchill loudly declares "Santa Claus IS BURNING IN HELL BECAUSE MY CONTENT IS BETTER" over the bbc

 

[⸻⸻⸻]

now do this while rhyming

 

[catjakker]

best of Claus uhh best of Claus

 

[Dagonet]

Nothing's topping this, Shut it all down

 

[FartmingerFuckwadCheesest]

Mongolian throat singing while sucking on a BBC

 

[Buckinghamorange]

Up, I want to know the answer as well.

 

[Chloroform]

Claus + Scat = Holy Scenario

 

[worldatwar]

wawa

 

[Mongoloigul]

/his/ - What if Claus suddenly became an Indian Ultranati - History & Humanities - 4chan (https://boards.4chan.org/his/thread/18684222)

 

[ARKHAN THE BLACK]

Not good enough bro. We gotta go further

 

[snuffereet]

Not good enough bro. We gotta go further

"What if Claus" brimstone creepypasta soon

 

[snuffereet]

"What if Claus" brimstone creepypasta soon

I would do it but I've been working (stalling) on a creator brimstone creepypasta so I'd have to finish that first before if I want to make that