ITT make a wish and have the next reply add a condition

[shekel]

All publishers reject it and you die of AIDS

 

[Lateral]

You get publicly executed for forgetting to make a wish.

I wish for Claus to have a BBC.

 

[moidsy]

he refuses to be your bull

i wish for a burger

 

[Dagonet]

The meat's chicken

I wish for 1 US Dollar

 

[⸻⸻⸻]

the dollar is then converted into Zimbabwe currency

I wish for a handgun

 

[Lateral]

You find a handgun after being deported to Somalia.

I wish to revive Charlie Kirk.

 

[Dagonet]

Kirk morphs into George Floyd

I wish for nothing

 

[jolttrz]

You come to realise, maybe the real wish was the friends we made along the way...

I wish to become a cosmetic shroom janny

 

[QuickSlaughter]

you're a cacaot

i wish to become a noob

 

[angkar]

I wish to become a cosmetic shroom janny

shroom shuts down one day after your promotion

i wish to become a noob

you reincarnated as a slave in a congo free state and had both of your hands chopped off

my wish is to become a valid real man

 

[supersage]

my wish is to become a valid real man

you wake up as a real man, no zippertits, BWC, body hair and all, but you wake up in mumbai as a dalit

 

[⸻⸻⸻]

^you forgot your wish blud

 

[supersage]

^you forgot your wish blud

my wish is to become dictator of suur-suomi

 

[Apeson]

The wish is misspelled and you become dictator of south-sudan

i wish for banan

 

[⸻⸻⸻]

your banana is poisoned and you die

I wish for built in wings

 

[Lateral]

People constantly ask to ride on your back and it’s really annoying.

I wish for no one to post at the same time as me.

 

[supersage]

Your wish has been granted! From now on no one ever posts here, therefore making it impossible for anyone to post at the same time as you.

I wish I was white, Because I've turned brown, now the police is going to get me and my live's been turned upside down.

 

[moidsy]

kill whitey will be real in two weeks. good luck chuddy

i wish for a slushie machine

 

[Sloppyjakky`]

its broken

I wish to be zilly gubbies

 

[supersage]

kreekraft becomes your roommate

i wish for a thousand BBCs to annihilate israel