ITT make a wish and have the next reply add a condition

[joachim]

the bbcs destroy israel but they come for you next

i wish to transform into a fly

 

[Huge Giuspepe]

You turn into the Jardee fly, and get squashed by hunkies

I wish my brain wasn't a decayed mass of grey matter.

 

[Lateral]

Granted, your brain is now made of poop.

I wish for infinite wishes.

 

[supersage]

Granted, but your genie is deaf and only speaks mongolian sign language.

I wish for a hotdog

 

[Buckinghamorange]

Granted, the sausage of the hotdog is now a pineapple

I wish to be awake at all times

 

[Sloppyjakky`]

Extreme insomnia

I wish for bridget to show hunkies some boobies

 

[joachim]

granted but it turns out he isnt a cute pooner and is instead an obese mexican male

i wish to lose all my limbs

 

[Lateral]

Granted, you lose your penis as well and everyone calls you a real woman.

I wish to learn Mongolian sign language.

 

[Huge Giuspepe]

You learn Mongolian sign language, except it's an obscure dialect that only six or seven people speak

I wish to become Yakub

 

[Buckinghamorange]

Granted, you have become Yakub the homeless Arab guy, you didn't specify which Yakub

I wish time to be three times slower

 

[Sloppyjakky`]

Granted, you have become Yakub the homeless Arab guy, you didn't specify which Yakub

I wish time to be three times slower

The time you send in school becomes slower too

I want to be retro

 

[_73]

You become an old arcade machine collecting dust in some warehouse

I wish an attractive skinny nice black woman without any diseases would marry me

 

[Lateral]

Granted, her family doesn’t like you and comes to your house to shoot you.

I wish to be a Brahmin.

 

[joachim]

Granted but you also have down syndrome

I wish to transform into a car

 

[Huge Giuspepe]

You're a rusty, poorly maintained Volkswagen beetle that constantly breaks down

User below me gets to decide what I wish

 

[Lateral]

@Huge Giuspepe wishes to be pantied and sissified.

 

[OrHoweverTheBurgerIsEaten]

@Huge Giuspepe wishes to be pantied and sissified.

>LE UNO REVERSE CARDERINO!



YOU now wish to be pantied and sissified
i wish for nothing

 

[catjakker]

fuck this meta shit

Granted, her family doesn’t like you and comes to your house to shoot you.

I wish to be a Brahmin.

Granted, you become Brahmin, a two headed mutant cow from Fallout

I wish for every human on earth to abide by the laws of Bible

 

[grimmki]

I wish to own all the jolteon wives

 

[OrHoweverTheBurgerIsEaten]

fuck this meta shit

Granted, you become Brahmin, a two headed mutant cow from Fallout

I wish for every human on earth to abide by the laws of Bible

they now abide by the laws of the SATANIC BIBLE