ITT make a wish and have the next reply add a condition

[Lateral]

Gonna grant a few skipped wishes to compensate.

You have to get smited by Allah for not making a wish like an SLF

I wish for shroom nitro

Granted. The Shroom is now Discord 2.

Granted, but now humans all have black skin without the benefit of having a BBC

I wish to have four eyes and the ability to see through walls

Granted. You now wear glasses, but since you can’t see walls you bump into one and break your glasses.

I wish to find out what the burger says.

 

[_73]

What the burger said was so abhorrent you decide to eat him out of spite

I wish I knew how to play every instrument

 

[Sloppyjakky]

What the burger said was so abhorrent you decide to eat him out of spite

I wish I knew how to play every instrument

ur dih falls off

 

[_73]

Didnt make a wish so you transform into a gentile

I wish I was jewish

 

[木制的尼尔森]

you are now a goy

I wish for an egg sandwich

 

[_73]

Kill yourself that doesnt even make any sense I hope someone shits in your egg sandwich you fucking seamonkey

I wish garry nealson died right now

 

[Yurijak]

He will die via suicide bombing Istanbul, leading to the greeks invading it and reclaiming it as Constantanpole.

 

[FartmingerFuckwadCheesest]

He will die via suicide bombing Istanbul, leading to the greeks invading it and reclaiming it as Constantanpole.

You forgot to make a wish
Also it would've been funnier if you said "Gary Nealson dies but @GarryNealson_2 is reborn"

Constantinople is turned back into Turkey because I said so, that is the condition, o algo

I wish for a brand new tie

 

[Lateral]

Granted. A noose is tied around your neck and you ACK.

I wish to always end up with a net positive when gambling.

 

[FartmingerFuckwadCheesest]

You gambled on crypto currency therefore the net positive is rendered useless

I wish for a ham sandwich because fuck roast beef

 

[Yurijak]

The ham was sourced from an unwashed cumskin

I wish for a bbw gf

 

[FartmingerFuckwadCheesest]

The BBW gf has a stroke and you have to take care of her for the rest of your life

I wish for a black girlfriend

 

[Lateral]

Granted. Xe has a penis because trans women are women, bigot.

I wish for MoonMetropolis to get another 10 years in prison.

 

[Yurijak]

Je writes a book kn prison called "My obsession" and once he is released creates greater isreal

And i want everyone to go to shroomcon 2027

 

[木制的尼尔森]

everyone dies from inhaling the air there

I wish for 2 egg sandwiches

 

[Apolloyon]

Je writes a book kn prison called "My obsession" and once he is released creates greater isreal

And i want everyone to go to shroomcon 2027

Granted, everyone's arrested by the feds because it's a damn honeypot

I wish for all cows' moo sound to be replaced with the word noob

 

[木制的尼尔森]

people would say that the cows are racist and everyone would hunt cows and then they become extinct

I wish for three egg sandwiches

 

[FartmingerFuckwadCheesest]

All sandwiches have gone rotten

I wish for a cowboy hat

 

[lifesucksthenyoudie]

All sandwiches have gone rotten

I wish for a cowboy hat

Granted, you get one that a homeless person took a dump into

I wish I was less lazy

 

[FartmingerFuckwadCheesest]

You are no longer lazy but you still procrastinate on larger projects because other things eat up your time

I wish for a stone statue of Tyrone and Jerome outside of my residence