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// ==UserScript==
// @name Soyjak.forum Bilibili Embed
// @namespace https://greasyfork.org/
// @version 1.0
// @description Automatically embeds Bilibili videos (including bangumi episodes) as players
// @author You
// @match *://soyjak.forum/*
// @match *://*.soyjak.forum/*
// @grant none
// @run-at document-idle
// ==/UserScript==
(function () {
'use strict';
// Create a nice responsive player
function createPlayer(src) {
const wrapper = document.createElement('div');
wrapper.className = 'bilibili-embed-wrapper';
wrapper.style.cssText = `
position: relative;
width: 100%;
max-width: 720px;
aspect-ratio: 16 / 9;
margin: 10px 0;
background: #000;
border-radius: 6px;
overflow: hidden;
`;
const iframe = document.createElement('iframe');
iframe.src = src;
iframe.allowFullscreen = true;
iframe.scrolling = 'no';
iframe.frameBorder = '0';
iframe.allow = 'fullscreen';
iframe.style.cssText = `
position: absolute;
top: 0;
left: 0;
width: 100%;
height: 100%;
border: 0;
`;
wrapper.appendChild(iframe);
return wrapper;
}
// Convert a Bilibili URL into a player src
function getPlayerSrc(url) {
try {
const u = new URL(url);
// Regular video: /video/BVxxxx or /video/avxxxx
let match = u.pathname.match(/\/video\/(BV[\w]+)/i);
if (match) {
return `https://player.bilibili.com/player.html?isOutside=true&bvid=${match[1]}&autoplay=0`;
}
match = u.pathname.match(/\/video\/av(\d+)/i);
if (match) {
return `https://player.bilibili.com/player.html?isOutside=true&aid=${match[1]}&autoplay=0`;
}
// Bangumi / episode: /bangumi/play/ep123456
match = u.pathname.match(/\/bangumi\/play\/ep(\d+)/i);
if (match) {
return `https://player.bilibili.com/player.html?isOutside=true&episodeId=${match[1]}&autoplay=0`;
}
// Short links (b23.tv) – we can't resolve them without a network request,
// so just skip for now
return null;
} catch (e) {
return null;
}
}
function processLinks(root = document) {
const links = root.querySelectorAll('a[href*="bilibili.com"], a[href*="b23.tv"]');
links.forEach(link => {
// Skip if we already processed this link
if (link.dataset.biliProcessed) return;
link.dataset.biliProcessed = '1';
const href = link.href;
const playerSrc = getPlayerSrc(href);
if (!playerSrc) return;
// Replace the link with the player
const player = createPlayer(playerSrc);
// Try to put the player after the link (keeps the original text visible)
// or replace the whole link if it's alone
if (link.parentElement && link.parentElement.childNodes.length === 1) {
link.parentElement.replaceChild(player, link);
} else {
link.after(player);
// Optional: hide the original link text if you prefer
// link.style.display = 'none';
}
});
}
// Run on page load
processLinks();
// Also watch for new posts loaded via AJAX (infinite scroll, quotes, etc.)
const observer = new MutationObserver(mutations => {
for (const mutation of mutations) {
for (const node of mutation.addedNodes) {
if (node.nodeType === 1) {
processLinks(node);
}
}
}
});
observer.observe(document.body, {
childList: true,
subtree: true
});
})();
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// ==UserScript==
// @name Soyjak.forum Video Embedder
// @namespace https://greasyfork.org/
// @version 2.0
// @description Auto-embeds Bilibili, Odysee, Rumble and BitChute videos
// @author You
// @match *://soyjak.forum/*
// @match *://*.soyjak.forum/*
// @grant none
// @run-at document-idle
// ==/UserScript==
(function () {
'use strict';
function createPlayer(src) {
const wrapper = document.createElement('div');
wrapper.className = 'custom-video-embed';
wrapper.style.cssText = `
position: relative;
width: 100%;
max-width: 720px;
aspect-ratio: 16 / 9;
margin: 12px 0;
background: #000;
border-radius: 6px;
overflow: hidden;
`;
const iframe = document.createElement('iframe');
iframe.src = src;
iframe.allowFullscreen = true;
iframe.scrolling = 'no';
iframe.frameBorder = '0';
iframe.allow = 'fullscreen; autoplay; encrypted-media';
iframe.style.cssText = `
position: absolute;
top: 0; left: 0;
width: 100%; height: 100%;
border: 0;
`;
wrapper.appendChild(iframe);
return wrapper;
}
function getPlayerSrc(url) {
try {
const u = new URL(url);
const host = u.hostname.replace(/^www\./, '');
const path = u.pathname;
// ===== Bilibili =====
if (host.includes('bilibili.com')) {
let m = path.match(/\/video\/(BV[\w]+)/i);
if (m) return `https://player.bilibili.com/player.html?isOutside=true&bvid=${m[1]}&autoplay=0`;
m = path.match(/\/video\/av(\d+)/i);
if (m) return `https://player.bilibili.com/player.html?isOutside=true&aid=${m[1]}&autoplay=0`;
m = path.match(/\/bangumi\/play\/ep(\d+)/i);
if (m) return `https://player.bilibili.com/player.html?isOutside=true&episodeId=${m[1]}&autoplay=0`;
}
// ===== Odysee =====
if (host === 'odysee.com') {
// Already an embed link
if (path.startsWith('/$/embed/')) {
return url;
}
// Normal claim URL → convert to embed
// Example: /@channel/video:hash or /video:hash
const claim = path.replace(/^\/+/, '');
if (claim) {
return `https://odysee.com/$/embed/${claim}`;
}
}
// ===== Rumble =====
if (host === 'rumble.com') {
// Already an embed
let m = path.match(/\/embed\/([a-z0-9.]+)/i);
if (m) {
return `https://rumble.com/embed/${m[1]}/`;
}
// Normal video page: /vXXXXX-title.html or /vXXXXX.html
m = path.match(/\/(v[a-z0-9]+)(?:-|\.|$)/i);
if (m) {
return `https://rumble.com/embed/${m[1]}/`;
}
}
// ===== BitChute =====
if (host === 'bitchute.com') {
// Already embed
let m = path.match(/\/embed\/([^\/\?]+)/i);
if (m) {
return `https://www.bitchute.com/embed/${m[1]}/`;
}
// Normal video page
m = path.match(/\/video\/([^\/\?]+)/i);
if (m) {
return `https://www.bitchute.com/embed/${m[1]}/`;
}
}
return null;
} catch (e) {
return null;
}
}
function processLinks(root = document) {
const selectors = [
'a[href*="bilibili.com"]',
'a[href*="odysee.com"]',
'a[href*="rumble.com"]',
'a[href*="bitchute.com"]'
].join(',');
const links = root.querySelectorAll(selectors);
links.forEach(link => {
if (link.dataset.embedProcessed) return;
link.dataset.embedProcessed = '1';
const playerSrc = getPlayerSrc(link.href);
if (!playerSrc) return;
const player = createPlayer(playerSrc);
// Put player after the link (keeps original text)
link.after(player);
});
}
// Initial run
processLinks();
// Watch for new content (AJAX posts, infinite scroll, etc.)
const observer = new MutationObserver(mutations => {
for (const mutation of mutations) {
for (const node of mutation.addedNodes) {
if (node.nodeType === 1) {
processLinks(node);
}
}
}
});
observer.observe(document.body, {
childList: true,
subtree: true
});
})();Make some more userscripts and cobble them all together into a script with toggles out of it. A “Shroom+” is you will…
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// ==UserScript==
// @name XenForo Profile Post Quote Button
// @namespace https://greasyfork.org/
// @version 1.7
// @description Proper Quote button for profile posts
// @author You
// @match *://soyjak.forum/*
// @match *://*.soyjak.forum/*
// @grant none
// @run-at document-idle
// ==/UserScript==
(function () {
'use strict';
function addQuoteButtons() {
document.querySelectorAll('a').forEach(link => {
const text = (link.textContent || '').trim().toLowerCase();
const href = (link.getAttribute('href') || '').toLowerCase();
if (!text.includes('report') && !href.includes('report')) return;
if (link.dataset.quoteAdded) return;
const post = link.closest('.message, .messageSimple, .message--profilePost, li, article, .block-row');
if (!post) return;
if (post.dataset.quoteProcessed) return;
link.dataset.quoteAdded = '1';
post.dataset.quoteProcessed = '1';
// Username
const userEl = post.querySelector('a.username, .username, .message-name a, .messageSimple-name a');
const username = userEl ? userEl.textContent.trim() : 'User';
// Try to get a clean message body only
let contentEl = post.querySelector('.bbWrapper');
if (!contentEl) contentEl = post.querySelector('.message-content .bbWrapper, .messageSimple-content .bbWrapper');
if (!contentEl) contentEl = post.querySelector('.message-content, .messageSimple-content, .message-body');
let content = '';
if (contentEl) {
// Clone so we can remove unwanted parts
const clone = contentEl.cloneNode(true);
// Remove timestamps, attribution, post numbers, etc.
clone.querySelectorAll(
'.message-attribution, .message-attribution-main, .message-attribution-opposite, ' +
'.message-userDetails, time, .DateTime, .u-dt, .message-header, ' +
'.message-footer, .actionBar, .message-actionBar, .reactionsBar'
).forEach(el => el.remove());
content = clone.innerText.trim();
}
if (!content) return;
// Create button
const btn = document.createElement('a');
btn.href = 'javascript:;';
btn.textContent = 'Quote';
btn.className = link.className;
btn.style.marginLeft = '10px';
btn.style.cursor = 'pointer';
btn.title = 'Quote this profile post';
let hasRun = false;
btn.addEventListener('click', function (e) {
e.preventDefault();
e.stopPropagation();
if (hasRun) return;
hasRun = true;
// Click real Reply button to open the box
const replyBtn = post.querySelector(
'a[href*="reply"], a.actionBar-action--reply, a[data-xf-click*="reply"], a[title*="Reply" i]'
);
if (replyBtn) replyBtn.click();
setTimeout(() => {
let editor = post.querySelector('textarea[name="message"], .fr-element[contenteditable="true"], textarea.js-editor');
if (!editor) {
editor = document.querySelector('.message-responseRow textarea, .js-quickReply textarea, textarea[name="message"], .fr-element[contenteditable="true"]');
}
if (editor) {
// Clean quote format
const quote = `[QUOTE="${username}"]\n${content}\n[/QUOTE]\n\n`;
if (editor.isContentEditable) {
editor.innerHTML = '';
editor.focus();
document.execCommand('insertText', false, quote);
} else {
editor.value = quote;
editor.focus();
editor.dispatchEvent(new Event('input', { bubbles: true }));
}
editor.scrollIntoView({ behavior: 'smooth', block: 'center' });
}
setTimeout(() => { hasRun = false; }, 1000);
}, 450);
});
link.parentNode.insertBefore(btn, link.nextSibling);
});
}
addQuoteButtons();
const observer = new MutationObserver(addQuoteButtons);
observer.observe(document.body, { childList: true, subtree: true });
})();
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Steve's worse nightmare
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