Itt: Post your random thoughts

[QuickSlaughter]

mumma...
MUMMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

 

[CX2]

bob's burgers is awful & i pissed myself

 

[QuickSlaughter]

cumskins be like:
>SHEEEEEEIT WE CAN'T FLY THE PLANES N SHEEEEIT

 

[shekel]

Chin reveal

 

[CX2]

cumskins be like:
>SHEEEEEEIT WE CAN'T FLY THE PLANES N SHEEEEIT

he tried taking out a neighborhood of detroit negros in a wigger madness rage

 

[soyoyuki]

Chin reveal
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your chin is very chinny

 

[joachim]

your chin is very chinny

I have a jarty chin AMA

 

[CX2]

how @RandalSoy acting after getting that big shroom cock taken away from xher

 

[Chloroform]

Warrior-Z Phonk (Slowed)

 

[Chloroform]

What if Giga had Dubai Mindset and invented an evil raygun that turns people into dubai chocolate
His brain would be also very large and mushroom-looking because it spreads Dubai Mindset spores that make people eat those victims of dubai chocolatification

 

[shekel]

Oh she's still mindbroken...

@cargo

 

[CX2]

so im like a, "bibyosexual" which means like, im a gay man thats attracted to lesbians. you dont think im valid? well we're all getting sent to the same camp dude.

 

[Chloroform]

Developing infrastructure in difference parts of Africa for the sole purpose of them inventing local styles of phonk

 

[soyoyuki]

how @RandalSoy acting after getting that big shroom cock taken away from xher

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2 drops of my blood fell on my pillow and the first thing i thought of was the randal nate homosex sadomasochist 'toss

 

[Chloroform]

2 drops of my blood fell on my pillow and the first thing i thought of was the randal nate homosex sadomasochist 'toss

Ovvned by Randalsoy Mindset
Pray for Claus to cleanse youself from that curse

 

[CX2]

you ever wonder the chances of the sheets at hotels being used by someone who was beating off?

 

[pig]

souls of the damned trapped inside dollar i found

 

[Lootki]

souls of the damned trapped inside dollar i found

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Hypnotizing jews

 

[ATWA ya dig?]

you ever wonder the chances of the sheets at hotels being used by someone who was beating off?

Like 99%

 

[FartmingerFuckwadCheesest]

The sharty should have been made in 2011.

It wouldn't work. The internet was "edgy" for lack of a better term, but it wasn't yet cynical in the way that it is now. I feel like the posts would come across as more people embodying the soyjak in a tongue-and-cheek manner, rather than outright mocking it, and yes, there is a difference.
And because they weren't pretentious enough to be hipsters, not big enough losers to be perceived as neckbeards, or assholes in a similar way to Eltingville, and didn't start becoming socially relevant until 2013-2014-ish?
It would be more like this:

Shitty MS Paint comics where people are trying to emulate Three Angled Blue's style while talking about how they have the most "awesomest rad gaming console" when suddenly something unbelievably wacky and random or silly happens. I feel like it would quickly turn into a circlejerk, only for the website to get raped during the Gamergate era.
But at the same time, I can't imagine how some people would go about a parody imageboard prior to Shrekchan, and I wasn't there for it firsthand.