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Kill yourself obsessed cacaot. This is the worst thread that has ever been made on any website in the history of the fucking Internet. Only a 20 IQ subhuman ape with pitch black skin with Indian-Turkish-Mexican-Filipino-Basotho-Arab ancestry would even conceive on this thread’s idea, let alone post it. The existence of this thread is singlehandedly responsible for millions of horrific crimes against humanity all across the world. Whatever third-world shithole you posted this thread in is completely annihilated by the sheer level of antimatter you just released, and anyone who attempts to even get close to its remains will die the most slow and painstaking death imaginable. This thread is so depraved and traumatizing that anyone who even gains knowledge of its existence is guaranteed to become severely mentally ill, probably causing them to real woman out and kill themselves. When one attempts to look at this thread, its contents are so hideous that the brain shuts off its vision center instantly and permanently, leaving the victim blind; as tragic as this is, it is the better option. It is preferable to have no limbs or senses and be unable to move, while being in a state of constant, eternally unbearable pain while being completely isolated and unknown to every being to have ever existed than to even endure the knowledge that a thread of this level of brimstone has been posted. I would make an extremely detailed slopjak of you and spam it on SoyBooru, but the truth is even the most absurd caricature of you would be a perfect angel when compared to the real you. The fact that you chose to post this thread proves that you must be the anti-Christ, you must be Satan himself, and you must be the most evil entity any human has ever conceived of. Failtroll larpers dream to be you every day, but they fail because they are too pathetic to actually hurt anyone but children and animals, the most vulnerable of society. You are truly the greatest threat mankind has ever faced, and I don’t know how anyone is going to stop you. All I know that your elimination from reality is imperative to the survival of any sort of life in the universe. If you combined the actions of every other murderer, rapist, pedophile, zoophile, necrophile, terrorist, Jew, glowie, noob, pajeet, mudslime, meximutt, and irl slopjak, the sum would be laughable, even imperceptible, compared to what you just did by posting this thread. I can only hope that somehow, in some inexplicable miracle, God strikes you down and stops your rampage to destroy our world. No man, woman, child, or subhuman has any hope of even putting a dent into your vile plans. Even if we are saved from what seems to be our inevitable fate, the existence of this thread will eternally cast a dark cloud on society. Everyone would fear making something like this thread, so all forms of creativity would be taboo and all who attempt to make such would be horrifically tortured and executed. Any attempt at reinventing any new technology after this thread inevitably sends us back to the Stone Age would result in a similar fate, for it would be feared that such technology would create another Internet, create another Shroom, and recreate this thread. Such a society would be the most dystopian of dystopias, with liberty, privacy, freedom, happiness, and fun being completely alien to the new society and any philosopher who attempts to experiment with them will be treated as an agent of Satan aka you. No one would have any hope of any change, knowing what horrors mankind is capable of producing. You are the most obsessed ESL FNF pedo noob furcaca dummy raped foodist jartycuck of them all; in fact, you are the king of the jartycucks, you control them as their minion. If I listed all the things that deserved to happen to you, I would be arrested by glowies in an instant. As sreal womang as these words are, not a single one of them can even come close to displaying a fraction of how disgusting of an action it was to post this thread; all I know is H.P. Lovecraft was warning us. And when the prophecies of Poopson came to surface, I did not believe them. But now, I have just witnessed Poopson.
 
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