We’re Mistypedos, oh yeah that’s right
Grooming minors, is what we do every night
We’re worse than Kuzzy, Swinny, and the Shiwi
Because we’re hiring all of the pedophiles alright
My name is Mist, I hired a foodist
So I could get right on Epstein’s list
No one’s on my side, ‘cus every day I lie
And now my shit sites are gonna die
My name is Kara, proud follower of the Torah
I spam ‘p on imageboards to get some aura
From my Discord xisters, who with I larp as sinister
As our axe wounds continue to fester
My name is Micro, blackest of the negros
When I see little kids, it makes my dick grow
The catalog’s my porn folder, the coal drops like a boulder
If only the subhuman devs weren’t shitty vibe coders
My name is Limeade, a groomer’s personal maid
My greatest fear is the glowies will raid
And catch me raping horses, then in death row I’ll join the corpses
But I’m too dummyed to understand the opsec courses
We’re Mistypedos, oh yeah that’s right
Grooming minors, is what we do every night
We’re worse than Kuzzy, Swinny, and the Shiwi
Because we’re hiring all of the pedophiles alright
We’re gonna give Gill and Creator the broom
And when things go wrong, we’ll blame the Shroom
We gotta have a gay child predator as our janny
Our entire existence is just plain uncanny