just found some baitcord leaks on der swinney

[Apeson]

I FUCKING KNEW THEY DID THIS SHIT
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actual reddit

 

[Lateral]

make a baitcord song

I will make some lyrics but I do want to look into it first so it can be gemmier.

A summary of all the SECA and funny shit revealed would be nice tho.

 

[Lateral]

We should make a Baitcord version of ts

I might use this as a basis but I’ll probably have to change it a lot.

 

[worldatwar]

death to baitcorders, fucking legalist cacaots like @Cat and @jim🅱️o_fans_arent_white

 

[StudioExcréments]

I will never understand drama, like genuinely for me this is the funny haha site and you noobs are having O block gang wars via text.

 

[Lateral]

I will never understand drama, like genuinely for me this is the funny haha site and you noobs are having O block gang wars via text.

Honestly I don’t care about the drama that much, I just want to shitpost.

 

[Lateral]

death to baitcorders, fucking legalist cacaots like @Cat and @jim🅱️o_fans_arent_white

Done. (First draft o algo)

Spoiler: Baitcord’s Boorupedo Shuffle

The Shroom has announced on their board
We must tell you we’re from baitcord
There may have been tons of coomer slop
But we promise, by tomorrow we’ll stop
It’s true, we mass downvoted all against us
And yes, we covered the whole booru in dust
Things change, though, and we can prove it double
Just give us another shot with our “Boorupedo Shuffle”

I’m Musdummy and trust that I’ll refrain
From gooning to fur shota again
What I did was rather gross
But there’s more to me than what’s seen by most
Here in Russia, the landscape’s so pretty
It’s almost as lovely as my Discord kitty
And my AI skills are better than none
But I’m from Baitcord, if that means I’m done

Quote is my name, Sharty’s my game
My incompetence is what brought me fame
But behind that veneer, there’s a kind guy
A true friend that’ll stick until you die
I love Cave Story on my Arch Linux
Just like I roleplay sucking futa dicks
But I understand if you’re not on board
Because in the end, I’m still from Baitcord

I’m Miłosz Zapała, a repeat offender
My addiction is grave, even triggered by chicken tenders
I know that sounds really bad
But I only molested one kid, I’m still kinda rad
I feel real leaky, I got caught
I might groom kids again, probably not
I’m not here to quit Blue Archive
I’m reminding you I’m from Baitcord, if that makes you dive

I’m Slut4Bibisi, I’m number one
Apologizing for gooning on
In case you’re wondering what to
Furry scat FPE Sprunki guro-
I’m not here to make no rumble
I'm just here to do the "Boorupedo Shuffle"

Hey everybody, I’m Cobblestone
Proving girls can do it too
And by it, I mean collect smuglet ‘p
Was it worth it? Not a tiny squeeze
You won’t find me outside a diaper
I may be ABDL, but I’m no child raper
I’m not here to wish I was born with a sword
I’m here because I got caught on Baitcord

First name Catter, last name traitor
I left Shroot behind to join the baiters
Now my site’s dying, Shroomcucks are laughing
And if I want my trust back, I can do nothing
But the last thing I want is more cum poured
Even then, I knew it was wrong, but I still joined Baitcord

I’m the one they call JCLA
They said I didn't have to say I’m gay
My first account left before it got dark
There’s another one, but the mystery is stark
If I’m found inside, they’ll strike through me
I’m not a jartycuck or FNF pedo
The worst I’d do is run in a speedo
I’m not here to try to clear my name
I’m here because I might be part of Baitcord’s game

Okay, real quick, I’m not like these people, okay
This is a falseflag plot by the Swinny, who are all hunkies
And they’re trying to dox me, and if-
I’m not here to start a scuffle
I’m just here to do the “Boorupedo Shuffle”

The Shroom has announced on their board
We must tell you we’re from baitcord
There may have been tons of coomer slop
But we promise, by tomorrow we’ll stop
We know we passed our degeneracy off as bait
Plus calling everyone against us nusois, ignoring join date
Things change, though, and we can prove it double
Just give us another shot with our “Boorupedo Shuffle”

 

[absolutely not dino]

cn someone upload this as a browser readable file im not downloading this stuff from da swiney

 

[CX2]

I will never understand drama, like genuinely for me this is the funny haha site and you noobs are having O block gang wars via text.

my great grandfather died in a real war for me to fight in a virtual internet war

 

[SerChuddietheStróng]

Idk but he's listed hereView attachment 171392

Thats not me dumbass

 

[angkar]

what the fuck are you doing

 

[angkar]

on a second thought no one who got banned for baitcord actually uses the site apart from lurking

 

[worldatwar]

on a second thought no one who got banned for baitcord actually uses the site apart from lurking

ok and? get they augh outta here

 

[Lateral]

on a second thought no one who got banned for baitcord actually uses the site apart from lurking

Wasn’t @Funnybenny18 active?

 

[kriper2004]

what the fuck are you doing

make a post on shroomxitter about this

 

[Sloppyjakky`]

11836,Heinrich_Adelmann,2026-08-25T13:32:01.78394Z,,"Didn't chimperator fuck off to fpe twitter and real woman out
I believe he's back on the shroom"

@AnonymousAgainstImperator

 

[Sloppyjakky`]

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these noobs are fucking dummyed!

@cargo they tryna fuck your wife bro

 

[angkar]

make a post on shroomxitter about this

on it sir

 

[Sloppyjakky`]

This is Worrying atp
it feels like very passing second the soysphere becomes more brannooby

 

[CX2]

This is Worrying atp
it feels like very passing second the soysphere becomes more brannooby
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foodists own soyjak now blud