ITT: Give me a text and I’ll Jartify it.

[Lateral]

Ex: The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog. -> >The trans brown cuck acks in the lengthy noose.

Any text is fair game, but if it’s too long I might truncate it. You don’t have to paste all of it here, you can name the text you want (Be specific tho) or link to it.

 

[CX2]

bbc and twp panty & sissified me

 

[Huge Giuspepe]

My friend Dave loves stylish purple socks.

 

[木制的尼尔森]

I killed twelve dumbass scientists and not one of 'em fought back. This sucks.

 

[Lateral]

bbc and twp panty & sissified me

>bwc and tbp are obsessed with me o algo

My friend Dave loves stylish purple socks.

>My rabbi Schlomo loves furry scat orgies.

 

[Lateral]

I killed twelve dumbass scientists and not one of 'em fought back. This sucks.

>I molested twelve Discord kittens and not one of ‘em gooned with mi. Fuck soycucks.

 

[𓅰𓅪𓃯]

Thread of risky gigaquotes.

 

[Lateral]

Thread of risky gigaquotes.

>Thread of goonable averiquotes.

 

[Huge Giuspepe]

Mistsphere save us from this moralliar rulecucked shithole, I beg.

 

[angkar]

please come to jakarta indonesia we are white sir

 

[Apeson]

Mistsphere save us from this moralliar rulecucked shithole, I beg.

This quote really aged like dogshit

 

[Huge Giuspepe]

This quote really aged like dogshit

Cargo shouldn't have been whining about rule enforcement in the first place.

 

[grimmki]

I love rainbows and flowers

 

[Lateral]

Mistsphere save us from this moralliar rulecucked shithole, I beg.

>Jartysphere molest us from this moralaryan gigachad gem mine, I beg.

 

[Lateral]

please come to jakarta indonesia we are white sir

>please come to maseru lesotho we are black saar

 

[Lateral]

This quote really aged like dogshit

>These children really aged like dogshit

 

[Lateral]

Cargo shouldn't have been whining about rule enforcement in the first place.

>Soycucks shouldn’t have been obsessed over our soytan diaper gemmies in the first place

 

[Lateral]

I love rainbows and flowers

>I love gay orgies and trans rights

 

[moidsy]

I've read hundreds of books about China over the decades. I know the Chinese. I've made a lot of money with the Chinese. I understand the Chinese mind.

 

[Lateral]

I've read hundreds of books about China over the decades. I know the Chinese. I've made a lot of money with the Chinese. I understand the Chinese mind.

>I’ve gooned to hundreds of books about FNF over the decades. I know the FNF pedos. I’ve groomed a lot of cacas with the FNF pedos. I am obsessed with FNF o algo.