what if Claus was a little lad who loved berries and cream

[lifesucksthenyoudie]

 

[jolttrz]

He would watch Wimbledon like a w*mens

 

[lifesucksthenyoudie]

He would watch Wimbledon like a w*mens

I stopped giving a fuck about tennis since it became only the same three people winning every tournament but I heard they all retired doe

 

[jolttrz]

I stopped giving a fuck about tennis since it became only the same three people winning every tournament but I heard they all retired do

Boring sport cuz everyone is too civil, football better cuz people brawl over it

 

[OrHoweverTheBurgerIsEaten]

Boring sport cuz everyone is too civil, football better cuz people brawl over it

amerimutt football or euromutt football

 

[jolttrz]

amerimutt football or euromutt football

People universally brawl over international football instead of ametimutt also real football is better because I said so and i wont read anymore arguments so therefore I win

 

[lop]

would he do a little jig in his lederhosen while eating them