Not that I'm trying to defend myself (kek), but this is what 29 months of isolation does. Awful. I willingly started digging my own grave, and I was manically enthusiastic whilst doing so.
@Gоot Hats off to you, again. I'm well-aware my OPSEC is atrocious, though this is the first time it buckled after 4 years in the 'sphere. An uncomfortable nudge was the best way to go about it. My only complaint is that I didn't use anyone's money to pay for those, they were ordered for me by someone whom I have now ceased talking to.
Unfortunately, they've shipped... although it's not like my dumbass could take them anyway, since I have no needles, thankfully. When/if they arrive, please instruct me how to dispose of the hazardous poison, and I will provide verification.