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>implying anyone was paying attentionWhy is no one getting my funny niche references from 2 years ago bro shroomcux are past its prime
>implying anyone was paying attentionWhy is no one getting my funny niche references from 2 years ago bro shroomcux are past its prime
who thatWhy is no one getting my funny niche references from 2 years ago bro shroomcux are past its prime
Bite me>implying anyone was paying attention
TLDR he is a furcaca groomer noob and he was obsessed with meowscarada toowho that
I think i'm starting to remember a littleBite me
TLDR he is a furcaca groomer noob and he was obsessed with meowscarada too
Even doe hvman
THIS is sleeping?yall highkey sleeping on gootcore
No not yet, goodnightsleeping?
no noob im talking about what you goon toTHIS is sleeping?
1: Nono noob im talking about what you goon to
>1: No1: No
Quickest approve of my lifeGoot had been built on a quiet winter morning beside a canal in the Netherlands.
His body was made of three uneven snowballs, his eyes were black buttons, and someone had given him a carrot nose that pointed proudly toward Amsterdam. Around his neck hung a red scarf embroidered with the words: "GOOT — EEN GOEDE SNEEUWMAN", which meant "Goot — a good snowman".
He was not sure who had named him. He only knew that the name felt warm.
Then, one evening, the northern lights shimmered green above the canal. A bright ring opened in the snow, smelling faintly of pine trees, fresh rain, and something electric.
Goot leaned closer.
The ring sneezed.
Goot fell through it.
He landed in a meadow beneath a violet sky, startling a flock of Pidgey into the air. Strange creatures peeked at him from the tall grass: a round pink Pokémon, a sleepy blue one, and a tiny yellow creature with cheeks that sparked like fireflies.
“Hallo?” Goot said.
The yellow Pokémon tilted its head.
“Jolteon!”
Goot had never heard a word so full of sunshine.
The Jolteon approached cautiously. Its golden fur stood out in sharp, fluffy tufts, each one glowing with a gentle current. Goot extended a mitten-shaped snow hand.
The Jolteon touched it.
A little spark jumped between them.
Goot’s carrot nose began to glow.
“Oh,” he said. “That is new.”
The Jolteon laughed—not with words, exactly, but with a bright, crackling trill. Goot decided immediately that he liked that sound better than the ringing of bicycle bells, though he still loved bicycle bells very much.
The Jolteon’s name was Volt. Together, they traveled through the meadow. Volt showed Goot how to gather Oran Berries without squashing them, and Goot taught Volt how to say “goedemorgen,” though Volt’s version sounded more like “jolte-jolte.”
At sunset, they rested beneath a flowering tree. Goot looked down at his melting left foot.
“I do not think I can stay here long,” he said. “I am made of snow.”
Volt’s ears lowered.
Goot felt something strange in his chest. It was not heat, exactly. It was a soft, trembling feeling, as if a tiny snowflake had landed inside him and refused to melt.
The next morning, they visited a Pokémon Center. Nurse Joy explained that a rare portal had carried Goot from another world. She also explained that the strange energy surrounding him had made him unusually stable.
“Stable?” Goot asked.
“It means you’re not melting,” she said.
“Excellent. I have always hoped to avoid that.”
Volt pressed against his side, carefully warming him without touching him too closely.
Goot glanced at the Jolteon’s fur. It looked impossibly soft—like golden dandelion fluff, sunlit wheat, and every cozy blanket he had ever imagined.
“May I?” he asked.
Volt nodded.
Goot gently placed his mitten against the fluff along Volt’s neck.
The feeling reached him in waves.
At the first degree, it was soft.
At the tenth, it was warm.
At the twenty-fifth, Goot began smiling so widely that his carrot nearly fell off.
At the fifty-fifth, tiny sparks danced across his snow fingers.
At the eighty-eighth degree, he felt the fluff not merely beneath his hand, but in his heart: the trust, the patience, the quiet courage of the Pokémon who had chosen to stand beside him.
Goot’s button eyes shone.
“Volt,” he whispered, “your fluff is exactly eighty-eight degrees wonderful.”
Volt curled its tail around Goot’s snowy base.
“Jolteon,” it replied.
Though Goot did not know every Pokémon word, he understood this one perfectly.
It meant: *You are wonderful too.*
From then on, Goot and Volt became inseparable. They explored forests, helped lost Pokémon find their way home, and spent rainy afternoons beneath umbrellas borrowed from kind trainers. Whenever Goot began to shrink, Volt carefully warmed the air around him—not enough to melt him, just enough to keep him comfortable.
And whenever Volt’s sparks grew too sreal womang, Goot cooled the ground beneath its paws with a gentle touch.
They balanced each other beautifully: snow and electricity, quiet and crackle, winter and light.
Years later—or as many years as a snowman could count—Goot returned briefly through the portal to the Dutch canal where he had first been built. Volt came with him, wearing a little blue scarf and looking very proud.
The villagers gathered around them.
“Is that your partner?” someone asked.
Goot looked at Volt.
Volt brushed its cheek against his scarf.
“Yes,” Goot said. “My very best partner.”
Above them, snow began to fall. Each flake sparkled when it touched Volt’s fur, and every spark lit the canal like a string of tiny stars.
Goot reached for Volt’s paw.
Volt reached back.
And together they watched the snow come down, feeling the fluff, the warmth, and the happiness of being exactly where they belonged.
Low token gengruelGoot had been built on a quiet winter morning beside a canal in the Netherlands.
His body was made of three uneven snowballs, his eyes were black buttons, and someone had given him a carrot nose that pointed proudly toward Amsterdam. Around his neck hung a red scarf embroidered with the words: "GOOT — EEN GOEDE SNEEUWMAN", which meant "Goot — a good snowman".
He was not sure who had named him. He only knew that the name felt warm.
Then, one evening, the northern lights shimmered green above the canal. A bright ring opened in the snow, smelling faintly of pine trees, fresh rain, and something electric.
Goot leaned closer.
The ring sneezed.
Goot fell through it.
He landed in a meadow beneath a violet sky, startling a flock of Pidgey into the air. Strange creatures peeked at him from the tall grass: a round pink Pokémon, a sleepy blue one, and a tiny yellow creature with cheeks that sparked like fireflies.
“Hallo?” Goot said.
The yellow Pokémon tilted its head.
“Jolteon!”
Goot had never heard a word so full of sunshine.
The Jolteon approached cautiously. Its golden fur stood out in sharp, fluffy tufts, each one glowing with a gentle current. Goot extended a mitten-shaped snow hand.
The Jolteon touched it.
A little spark jumped between them.
Goot’s carrot nose began to glow.
“Oh,” he said. “That is new.”
The Jolteon laughed—not with words, exactly, but with a bright, crackling trill. Goot decided immediately that he liked that sound better than the ringing of bicycle bells, though he still loved bicycle bells very much.
The Jolteon’s name was Volt. Together, they traveled through the meadow. Volt showed Goot how to gather Oran Berries without squashing them, and Goot taught Volt how to say “goedemorgen,” though Volt’s version sounded more like “jolte-jolte.”
At sunset, they rested beneath a flowering tree. Goot looked down at his melting left foot.
“I do not think I can stay here long,” he said. “I am made of snow.”
Volt’s ears lowered.
Goot felt something strange in his chest. It was not heat, exactly. It was a soft, trembling feeling, as if a tiny snowflake had landed inside him and refused to melt.
The next morning, they visited a Pokémon Center. Nurse Joy explained that a rare portal had carried Goot from another world. She also explained that the strange energy surrounding him had made him unusually stable.
“Stable?” Goot asked.
“It means you’re not melting,” she said.
“Excellent. I have always hoped to avoid that.”
Volt pressed against his side, carefully warming him without touching him too closely.
Goot glanced at the Jolteon’s fur. It looked impossibly soft—like golden dandelion fluff, sunlit wheat, and every cozy blanket he had ever imagined.
“May I?” he asked.
Volt nodded.
Goot gently placed his mitten against the fluff along Volt’s neck.
The feeling reached him in waves.
At the first degree, it was soft.
At the tenth, it was warm.
At the twenty-fifth, Goot began smiling so widely that his carrot nearly fell off.
At the fifty-fifth, tiny sparks danced across his snow fingers.
At the eighty-eighth degree, he felt the fluff not merely beneath his hand, but in his heart: the trust, the patience, the quiet courage of the Pokémon who had chosen to stand beside him.
Goot’s button eyes shone.
“Volt,” he whispered, “your fluff is exactly eighty-eight degrees wonderful.”
Volt curled its tail around Goot’s snowy base.
“Jolteon,” it replied.
Though Goot did not know every Pokémon word, he understood this one perfectly.
It meant: *You are wonderful too.*
From then on, Goot and Volt became inseparable. They explored forests, helped lost Pokémon find their way home, and spent rainy afternoons beneath umbrellas borrowed from kind trainers. Whenever Goot began to shrink, Volt carefully warmed the air around him—not enough to melt him, just enough to keep him comfortable.
And whenever Volt’s sparks grew too sreal womang, Goot cooled the ground beneath its paws with a gentle touch.
They balanced each other beautifully: snow and electricity, quiet and crackle, winter and light.
Years later—or as many years as a snowman could count—Goot returned briefly through the portal to the Dutch canal where he had first been built. Volt came with him, wearing a little blue scarf and looking very proud.
The villagers gathered around them.
“Is that your partner?” someone asked.
Goot looked at Volt.
Volt brushed its cheek against his scarf.
“Yes,” Goot said. “My very best partner.”
Above them, snow began to fall. Each flake sparkled when it touched Volt’s fur, and every spark lit the canal like a string of tiny stars.
Goot reached for Volt’s paw.
Volt reached back.
And together they watched the snow come down, feeling the fluff, the warmth, and the happiness of being exactly where they belonged.
evendoe hvman1: No
2: if you're talking about this thread that could genuinely be anything noob, be specific