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What if Claus won a fake Roblox election but a single vote went to @Xian instead which made him so jealous he killed xir IRL?

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This question ponders what events would occur if the famous dictator Santa Claus was in a mock election on the game platform Roblox against the infamous namecaca Meursault. In this scenario, Claus wins by a landslide, but Meursault gets one vote as Claus gets the rest. In an absurd turn of events, Claus becomes extremely jealous of this single vote, which drives him to so much rage that he murders Meursault not in Roblox, but in real life. This shows the unstoppable envy and nonsensical brutality of Claus in this fictional scenario.
Based on a true story btw.
 
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