NON-ANONYMOUS CONFESSIONS THREAD

[bob@gmail dot com]

i deed your mom

 

[Lateral]

i deed your mom

Anonymous confession doctoooooos

 

[MayaZazel]

i deed your mom

Get back on the Zarty, bob.

 

[Idkchud]

I once needed to piss so I ran into the ocean as far as I could. And instead of pissing under the water I pulled my pants down like I was pissing into a bush. Probably one of the dumbest things I've ever done.

 

[Alabama Penis Man]

I like to go to the dog park. I scoop poop, take it home, microwave it to amplify the smell, and then go back to the park and put it back where I found it.

I also pirated Five Nights at Cobson's.

 

[soyjaktwentyneutralface]

I was raped yesterday

 

[YellowLee]

Yellow

 

[catjakker]

No, i'm not joking, I've developed a fetish towards soijaks. I'm not sure why but its likely to do with the fact its an effeminate male, note that I'm an otherwise completely heterosexual male yet i can't help but get off to these wojak edits, It's likely to do with the idea that they're submissive/effeminate males, I can get off to them all but my personal favorite is the gapejak which is picrel since it looks the most feminine and plapjak-tier.

please tell me this is a copypaste

 

[catjakker]

close this fucking thread NOW too much cacaot shit

 

[catjakker]

when i was a dumb kid i used to watch specific parts of titanic on DVD over and over, mostly the reciprocating engines/boilers/propeller scenes. i had no interest in kate's ugly tits. cal was a chad doe
autism won

a guy who was on the verge of actually real womaning out has the least gay confession here, you people ought to be ashamed of yourselves

 

[catjakker]

i have been rejected by female classmates in middle school several times and that's basically what made me a stone cold incel

 

[catjakker]

best friend is a successful roblox dev who's already establishing connections with the big corpo and has random e foids lusting over him

 

[木制的尼尔森]

best friend is a successful roblox dev who's already establishing connections with the big corpo and has random e foids lusting over him

What is his name?

 

[catjakker]

What is his name?

why would i tell you that

 

[木制的尼尔森]

why would i tell you that

I just want to know, what's his name? To see if I can identity him.

 

[catjakker]

I just want to know, what's his name? To see if I can identity him.

not telling you

 

[soyjaktwentyneutralface]

close this fucking thread NOW too much cacaot shit

translation: ooo my name is timmy T.W.P McLeaker ooooo I'm a leaky clittycel :3~

 

[catjakker]

ooo my name is timmy T.W.P McLeaker ooooo I'm a leaky clittycel :3~

 

[Lateral]

not telling you

I promise we won’t break into his home and rape him with fruit, pretty please?

 

[myexdrew]

I was raped yesterday

You think that's bad? I was raped TODAY