What crimes have you committed

[dap]

i'm not sure if this counts, but i almost got charged with treason once. i got interrogated and got my pc checked by the cops. they didn't find shit so i got away

 

[Idkchud]

I've pirated shit on my bare IP address multiple times how could you tell?

 

[Apeson]

I've pirated shit on my bare IP address multiple times how could you tell?

I live in the best of both worlds. Piracy isn't persecuted and we don't live in lesotho conditions.

 

[Idkchud]

I live in the best of both worlds. Piracy isn't persecuted and we don't live in lesotho conditions.

Oceania is the best place to pirate shit, no one gives a rats ass.

 

[StudioExcréments]

Death threats
Assault
Shoplifting
Public intoxication (caught once but they believed i was homeless so i just had to go to the psych wing of the emergency room to be pumped full of anti psychothics)
Purchasing Alcahol for a minor
Purchasing cigarettes for a minor
Theft
Breaking and entering
Vandalism (caught once but charges we're not pressed)
Jaywalking (idk if it's illegal in Canada but what ever)
Dumping trash on peoples property (people who deserved it)
Uhhh yeah im guessing i prolly forgot abt a couple things and i did intentionally leave out something abt an ongoing situation i wont provide further details on but which has in the past been spoken of.

 

[Dagonet]

Jaywalking (never been caught)

 

[Juaco]

i emulated nintendo Gamecube and Wii games. i also pirated RWBY which is some indie psuedo real womenme snca because the service it was on was liard and kept showing me ads before the actual show but always kept crashing right before the final ad finished so fuck that shit. truspassing is another one but idc because i found some cool shit.

 

[The Saskatoon pooper]

CONSPIRACY TO COMMIT MASS POOPING EVENT

 

[ATWA ya dig?]

Rape, according to feminists I guess

 

[ATWA ya dig?]

Hate crime when the ops reported the schlog domain

[tsnoob]

 

[Goot]

Unsafe/unliscenced rocketry

 

[Goot]

Unsafe/unliscenced rocketry

The making rocket fuel part is perfectly legal though

 

[The Saskatoon pooper]

Unsafe/unliscenced rocketry

POOP ROCKETS

 

[myexdrew]

Unsafe/unliscenced rocketry

More context

 

[Perfect Pepsilord]

I broke rule 2a on the shroom and was raped for it

 

[Apeson]

I broke rule 2a on the shroom and was raped for it

obsessive gigaquoting disorder is a serious thing

 

[木制的尼尔森]

None

 

[ATWA ya dig?]

I owned an OTF switchblade illegally for a month

 

[Goot]

I owned an OTF switchblade illegally for a month

And promply "lost it during fishing"