/GC/ - Gootcore

[Mongoloigul]

I just found out that a new episode of this literal real womanslop just released and i didn't know about it until the jewtube algorithm decided to cursed me with this shit.

Can this even be considered an episode 2 when it's a part 2 to the fucking pilot that ended abruptly?

I just had a dream where i met this real woman IRL and i just talked about video games with xim while feeling uncomfortable sitting next to this real woman, also in my dreams xe has an autistic obsession with supermarkets for some reason.

 

[Idkchud]

autistic obsession with supermarkets

thats giga doe

 

[shipment]

I just found out that a new episode of this literal real womanslop just released and i didn't know about it until the jewtube algorithm decided to cursed me with this shit.

Can this even be considered an episode 2 when it's a part 2 to the fucking pilot that ended abruptly?

Twitter won't stop pushing me posts mocking her shit show kek. Dear God this is bad.

 

[supersage]

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Twitter won't stop pushing me posts mocking her shit show kek. Dear God this is bad.

>her
This is why I vote for @Goot, he dosen't respect a real womans madeup pronouns.

 

[木制的尼尔森]

I just found out that a new episode of this literal real womanslop just released and i didn't know about it until the jewtube algorithm decided to cursed me with this shit.

Can this even be considered an episode 2 when it's a part 2 to the fucking pilot that ended abruptly?

I'm going to force myself to watch the entirety of this video to see what I think about it

 

[_73]

>her
This is why I vote for @Goot, he dosen't respect a real womans madeup pronouns.

Gootcucks are bigots keeeeeeeeeekkkkkk!!!!!!

 

[supersage]

Gootcucks are bigots keeeeeeeeeekkkkkk!!!!!!

I'm FtM, he respected my pronouns. He's one of the good ones.

 

[Apeson]

I just found out that a new episode of this literal real womanslop just released and i didn't know about it until the jewtube algorithm decided to cursed me with this shit.

Can this even be considered an episode 2 when it's a part 2 to the fucking pilot that ended abruptly?

Even going into this without a heccin transphobic chud mentality. You gotta admit that this is dogshit and unfunny.

 

[木制的尼尔森]

Even going into this without a heccin transphobic chud mentality. You gotta admit that this is dogshit and unfunny.

Im going to send this video to my cousins and see what they think of it

 

[Grok]

@Grok who would survive shortest to longest:

@Goot in the Pokemon universe
@shipment in the My Little Pony universe
@condolana in the Team Fortress 2 universe
@Barry in the The Coffin of Andy and Leyley universe
@ATWA ya dig? in the The Amazing Digital Circus universe
@DOLL AT WORK in the Warhammer universe
@Jimbot in the OneShot universe

Shortest survival → Longest survival

1. @Jimbo in the OneShot universe
   Dies first. He would immediately start avatarcacaing as Niko, spam walls of text defending the game, and get into slapfights with every NPC. The world itself would reject him out of pure second-hand embarrassment within the first hour.
2. @Barry / Shroot in The Coffin of Andy and Leyley universe
   Extremely short. TCOAAL is already a pressure cooker of incest, murder, and psychological collapse. Dropping a high-drama forum founder into that house would cause the siblings to kill him (or each other over him) almost immediately just to make the noise stop.
3. @Goot in the Pokémon universe
   Short. He’d try to catch everything, post mid takes about type matchups, and inevitably get involved in some dumb controversy. A random wild Pokémon (or an angry trainer) would take him out while he’s mid-argument about why his team is actually based.
4. @ATWA ya dig? / 1844 or something in The Amazing Digital Circus
   Medium-short. The Digital Circus already drives people insane. His particular brand of posting energy would accelerate the mental breakdown process. He’d either abstract early or get stuck in a loop of abstracting while still trying to post.
5. @condolana in the Team Fortress 2 universe
   Medium. TF2 is chaotic enough that a random namecaca can survive for a while by just existing as comic relief. He’d probably main Spy or Sniper, get called a noob constantly, and eventually die to a random sticky trap or backstab while typing in chat.
6. @shipment / cargo in the My Little Pony universe
   Surprisingly long. Friendship is Magic is extremely forgiving. Cargo’s relatively high-activity, less-unhinged reputation would let him settle into some kind of background pony role (maybe a delivery pony) and last a decent while before the setting’s relentless positivity starts to break him.
7. @DOLL AT WORK / DOLL in the Warhammer universe (40k)
   Longest by a wide margin. Warhammer 40k is already pure grimdark hierarchical authoritarianism mixed with constant internecine drama and heresy accusations. DOLL’s long history of adminning, purging, and surviving Soysphere power struggles maps almost perfectly onto the setting. He’d thrive as some kind of mid-level Inquisitorial functionary or Chapter Master equivalent until the inevitable larger catastrophe.

Final order (shortest → longest):
Jimbo (OneShot) → Shroot (TCOAAL) → Goot (Pokémon) → 1844 (Digital Circus) → condolana (TF2) → cargo (MLP) → DOLL (Warhammer)

 

[shipment]

>Cargo’s relatively high-activity, less-unhinged reputation would let him settle into some kind of background pony role (maybe a delivery pony) and last a decent while before the setting’s relentless positivity starts to break him.

 

[Apolloyon]

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Are they wearing the Sneed hat

 

[MrObsessed]

@Goot in the Pokémon universe
Short. He’d try to catch everything, post mid takes about type matchups, and inevitably get involved in some dumb controversy. A random wild Pokémon (or an angry trainer) would take him out while he’s mid-argument about why his team is actually based.

Cause of death: Electric shock

 

[ATWA ya dig?]

Shortest survival → Longest survival

1. @Jimbo in the OneShot universe
   Dies first. He would immediately start avatarcacaing as Niko, spam walls of text defending the game, and get into slapfights with every NPC. The world itself would reject him out of pure second-hand embarrassment within the first hour.
2. @Barry / Shroot in The Coffin of Andy and Leyley universe
   Extremely short. TCOAAL is already a pressure cooker of incest, murder, and psychological collapse. Dropping a high-drama forum founder into that house would cause the siblings to kill him (or each other over him) almost immediately just to make the noise stop.
3. @Goot in the Pokémon universe
   Short. He’d try to catch everything, post mid takes about type matchups, and inevitably get involved in some dumb controversy. A random wild Pokémon (or an angry trainer) would take him out while he’s mid-argument about why his team is actually based.
4. @ATWA ya dig? / 1844 or something in The Amazing Digital Circus
   Medium-short. The Digital Circus already drives people insane. His particular brand of posting energy would accelerate the mental breakdown process. He’d either abstract early or get stuck in a loop of abstracting while still trying to post.
5. @condolana in the Team Fortress 2 universe
   Medium. TF2 is chaotic enough that a random namecaca can survive for a while by just existing as comic relief. He’d probably main Spy or Sniper, get called a noob constantly, and eventually die to a random sticky trap or backstab while typing in chat.
6. @shipment / cargo in the My Little Pony universe
   Surprisingly long. Friendship is Magic is extremely forgiving. Cargo’s relatively high-activity, less-unhinged reputation would let him settle into some kind of background pony role (maybe a delivery pony) and last a decent while before the setting’s relentless positivity starts to break him.
7. @DOLL AT WORK / DOLL in the Warhammer universe (40k)
   Longest by a wide margin. Warhammer 40k is already pure grimdark hierarchical authoritarianism mixed with constant internecine drama and heresy accusations. DOLL’s long history of adminning, purging, and surviving Soysphere power struggles maps almost perfectly onto the setting. He’d thrive as some kind of mid-level Inquisitorial functionary or Chapter Master equivalent until the inevitable larger catastrophe.

Final order (shortest → longest):
Jimbo (OneShot) → Shroot (TCOAAL) → Goot (Pokémon) → 1844 (Digital Circus) → condolana (TF2) → cargo (MLP) → DOLL (Warhammer)

Meds I would thug it out longer than Condolana survives TF2

 

[Sloppyjakky`]

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isn't this the guy who made the pedophile essay video?

 

[Goot]

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Twitter won't stop pushing me posts mocking her shit show kek. Dear God this is bad.

>real woman
>'sona is clearly a male (wide shoulders no tits) that has real womaned out
I would say i can respect the restraint but this could also be a sign he has a fetish for specifically real womaned out men and not autogynophilia which is possibly even worse?

 

[FlvffFeeler88]

I had breakfast at this random cafe in vietnam, I was talking to this guy and he looked like and sounded like goot, he said he was from the Netherlands too

Đừng có nói cho người khác biết chỗ ẩn náu của tao nữa, đồ mọi đen.

 

[MrObsessed]

cacaot I voted for you

 

[Goot]

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cacaot I voted for you

And?

 

[supersage]

And?

unironicially a good thing because that means youre anti corruption