Janny Election: Finale

[Lateral]

Here’s how the main Sprunki characters from the Incredibox mod would vote in the janny election, based on their established personalities, roles, and Horror Mode vibes (cheerful Normal Mode vs. corrupted/darker sides). Candidates/options remain Goot, Cargo, Condolana, Let DOLL decide, Bridget, RandalSoy’s Father, and Magic 8-Ball.

Beats​

• Oren (cheerful orange leader, headphones guy, Pinki’s partner): Goot. Laid-back, fun-loving, and relationship-oriented — he’d vibe with the Dutch furry who wants to marry Averi and keeps things lively (even if events get called SNCA).
• Raddy (hot-tempered red horned gym bro): Cargo. Aggressive energy + “no tourists/degeneracy” insulation pitch matches his short fuse and strength focus.
• Clukr (silver inventor/engineer with the cymbal): Condolana. Old-user technical/TF2-adjacent reliability and leadership closeness appeal to the mechanical genius type.
• Fun Bot (robot, co-created with Clukr/Garnold): Let DOLL decide. Programmed for rules and hierarchy; outsourcing to an admin (especially one who loves gemmies) feels efficient.
• Vineria (green plant/gardening type): Bridget. Nature/chaos energy + disputed identity vibes line up with the Aztec shitflinger.

Effects​

• Gray (somber, rarely smiles, cat-eared survivor): Cargo. Unhappy default mood + survivor pragmatism favors the Irish pseudo-intellectual who hates Abrahamic stuff and reacts with gigas/amerimutts.
• Brud (simple bucket-head, limited intelligence, moss-eater): Magic 8-Ball. Too straightforward/dumb to pick sides — just shakes the random oracle.
• Garnold (gold inventor/visor guy): Condolana. Fellow technical/old-user energy; invents robots, so he backs the experienced former janny close to leadership.
• OWAKCX (messy lime/uneven eyes, chaotic): Goot. Unhinged aesthetic matches the Averi-obsessed furry accused of Jolteon gooning.
• Sky (young innocent sky-blue bear): RandalSoy’s Father. Kid energy wants the boomer dad figure who posts minion memes and pushes “get off testosterone.”

Melodies​

• Mr. Sun (radiant joyful sun): Goot. Pure positive vibes pick the one pushing marriage/Averi optimism over darker options.
• Durple (purple dragon): Bridget. Fantasy/mythic flair + chaotic presence fits the Aztec Native American shitflinger.
• Mr. Tree (tree): Let DOLL decide. Passive observer who just wants stability; lets the admin handle it.
• Simon (often the Horror Mode catalyst/antagonist): Cargo. Disruptive, transformative energy backs the one who’ll shake things up with rules and anti-degeneracy.
• Tunner (tan, cautious): Condolana. Survivalist who sticks with proven old leadership rather than new furry drama.

Vocals​

• Mr. Fun Computer (fun computer guy): Magic 8-Ball. Literal machine that answers randomly — perfect match for the 20-response oracle.
• Wenda (white cat-like, popular, Horror Mode goes dark/mad): Goot. Cute-to-chaotic arc + fan-favorite status aligns with the Averi-marrying furry drama.
• Pinki (pink rabbit, Oren’s partner): Goot. Couples vote together; she’d support whatever keeps her and Oren’s relationship energy going.
• Jevin (blue survivor): Cargo. Practical survivor who escaped corruption backs the insulation/rules candidate.
• Black (the corruptor/antagonist who starts the horror): Let DOLL decide… then immediately tries to overwrite the choice. Pure chaos agent who wants the admin system so he can break it later.

Summary lean: Goot gets the cheerful/couple/chaotic-cute bloc (Oren, Pinki, Wenda, OWAKCX, Mr. Sun). Cargo gets the angry/survivor/pragmatic bloc (Raddy, Gray, Simon, Jevin). Condolana takes the inventors/old-guard technical votes. The rest scatter to Bridget (chaos/nature), RandalSoy’s Father (innocent/boomer), Magic 8-Ball (random/dumb/machine), or pure admin outsourcing.

Black is still trying to falseflag the results.

If you’re wondering, I did give it a description of all the candidates so no it didn’t make this up.

 

[Lateral]

Here’s how the main Sprunki characters from the Incredibox mod would vote in the janny election, based on their established personalities, roles, and Horror Mode vibes (cheerful Normal Mode vs. corrupted/darker sides). Candidates/options remain Goot, Cargo, Condolana, Let DOLL decide, Bridget, RandalSoy’s Father, and Magic 8-Ball.

Beats​

• Oren (cheerful orange leader, headphones guy, Pinki’s partner): Goot. Laid-back, fun-loving, and relationship-oriented — he’d vibe with the Dutch furry who wants to marry Averi and keeps things lively (even if events get called SNCA).
• Raddy (hot-tempered red horned gym bro): Cargo. Aggressive energy + “no tourists/degeneracy” insulation pitch matches his short fuse and strength focus.
• Clukr (silver inventor/engineer with the cymbal): Condolana. Old-user technical/TF2-adjacent reliability and leadership closeness appeal to the mechanical genius type.
• Fun Bot (robot, co-created with Clukr/Garnold): Let DOLL decide. Programmed for rules and hierarchy; outsourcing to an admin (especially one who loves gemmies) feels efficient.
• Vineria (green plant/gardening type): Bridget. Nature/chaos energy + disputed identity vibes line up with the Aztec shitflinger.

Effects​

• Gray (somber, rarely smiles, cat-eared survivor): Cargo. Unhappy default mood + survivor pragmatism favors the Irish pseudo-intellectual who hates Abrahamic stuff and reacts with gigas/amerimutts.
• Brud (simple bucket-head, limited intelligence, moss-eater): Magic 8-Ball. Too straightforward/dumb to pick sides — just shakes the random oracle.
• Garnold (gold inventor/visor guy): Condolana. Fellow technical/old-user energy; invents robots, so he backs the experienced former janny close to leadership.
• OWAKCX (messy lime/uneven eyes, chaotic): Goot. Unhinged aesthetic matches the Averi-obsessed furry accused of Jolteon gooning.
• Sky (young innocent sky-blue bear): RandalSoy’s Father. Kid energy wants the boomer dad figure who posts minion memes and pushes “get off testosterone.”

Melodies​

• Mr. Sun (radiant joyful sun): Goot. Pure positive vibes pick the one pushing marriage/Averi optimism over darker options.
• Durple (purple dragon): Bridget. Fantasy/mythic flair + chaotic presence fits the Aztec Native American shitflinger.
• Mr. Tree (tree): Let DOLL decide. Passive observer who just wants stability; lets the admin handle it.
• Simon (often the Horror Mode catalyst/antagonist): Cargo. Disruptive, transformative energy backs the one who’ll shake things up with rules and anti-degeneracy.
• Tunner (tan, cautious): Condolana. Survivalist who sticks with proven old leadership rather than new furry drama.

Vocals​

• Mr. Fun Computer (fun computer guy): Magic 8-Ball. Literal machine that answers randomly — perfect match for the 20-response oracle.
• Wenda (white cat-like, popular, Horror Mode goes dark/mad): Goot. Cute-to-chaotic arc + fan-favorite status aligns with the Averi-marrying furry drama.
• Pinki (pink rabbit, Oren’s partner): Goot. Couples vote together; she’d support whatever keeps her and Oren’s relationship energy going.
• Jevin (blue survivor): Cargo. Practical survivor who escaped corruption backs the insulation/rules candidate.
• Black (the corruptor/antagonist who starts the horror): Let DOLL decide… then immediately tries to overwrite the choice. Pure chaos agent who wants the admin system so he can break it later.

Summary lean: Goot gets the cheerful/couple/chaotic-cute bloc (Oren, Pinki, Wenda, OWAKCX, Mr. Sun). Cargo gets the angry/survivor/pragmatic bloc (Raddy, Gray, Simon, Jevin). Condolana takes the inventors/old-guard technical votes. The rest scatter to Bridget (chaos/nature), RandalSoy’s Father (innocent/boomer), Magic 8-Ball (random/dumb/machine), or pure admin outsourcing.

Black is still trying to falseflag the results.

Opinions on your supporters?

Green = @Goot
Yellow = @shipment
Blue = @condolana
Magenta = Let @ARKHAN THE BLACK decide
Red = @worldatwar
Gray = Magic 8-ball
Orange = @RandalSoy Father

 

[swaggrz]

<Cargo posted a 'cado, cargoists are down to 10 men and a red card, the user has been banned for two days making goot win the finale.
>there's something very familiar about this...

 

[FartmingerFuckwadCheesest]

Opinions on your supporters?
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Green = @Goot
Yellow = @shipment
Blue = @condolana
Magenta = Let @ARKHAN THE BLACK decide
Red = @worldatwar
Gray = Magic 8-ball
Orange = @RandalSoy Father

Of course she would vote for Goot

 

[ARKHAN THE BLACK]

Opinions on your supporters?
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Green = @Goot
Yellow = @shipment
Blue = @condolana
Magenta = Let @ARKHAN THE BLACK decide
Red = @worldatwar
Gray = Magic 8-ball
Orange = @RandalSoy Father

I am not Doll

 

[modderola]

I am not Doll

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[ARKHAN THE BLACK]

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The admins are false flagging me

 

[木制的尼尔森]

we should add back Magic 8-Ball as a candidate, he was a good man

 

[Goot]

@Gold

 

[myexdrew]

@Gold

He's dead lil brophono

 

[Goot]

>xavierald
Gem

 

[myexdrew]

>xavierald
Gem

Marge toss

 

[lifesucksthenyoudie]

Marge toss

Goot is a fan of Xaviersobased supposedly

 

[Goot]

Goot is a fan of Xaviersobased supposedly

No renegade angel

 

[Goot]

Goot is a fan of Xaviersobased supposedly

Who the fuck is that

 

[Grok]

@Grok Write a My Little Pony episode where the Mane Six and Derpy Hooves have to vote for Goot or Cargo while Lee Goldson runs around trying to kill them

My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Episode: “The Janny Vote of Doom”

[Opening theme plays as usual. Cut to Ponyville Town Hall. The Mane Six and Derpy Hooves stand around a large glowing scroll that says “SOYJAK.FORUM JANNY ELECTION – VOTE NOW.”]

Twilight Sparkle: Alright everypony, this is a very important decision for the entire Soysphere. We must carefully weigh the platforms of Goot and Cargo before casting our votes.

Rainbow Dash: Goot sounds awesome! Pure chaos! No rules! That’s basically my cutie mark!

Applejack: Now hold on. Cargo’s talkin’ about keepin’ events goin’ and actual rules against bad stuff. That sounds mighty responsible.

Rarity: Badges? Darling, I simply must know more about these badges.

Fluttershy: O-oh dear… what if we vote wrong and somepony gets banned forever?

Pinkie Pie: Ooh! Ooh! Can I vote twice?! Once for Goot and once for the party?!

Derpy Hooves: I… I just want muffins… and maybe a janny who won’t delete my posts when the letters go all floaty.

[Suddenly the doors slam open. Lee Goldson (a wild-eyed, poorly-drawn anthro figure with a glowing red aura) bursts in holding a cartoonishly large banhammer.]

Lee Goldson: NOBODY IS VOTING UNTIL I DECIDE WHO LIVES! GOOT IS THE ONLY TRUE PATH! ALL CARGO SUPPORTERS MUST BE ERASED FROM THE TIMELINE!

Twilight: Lee Goldson?! What are you doing in Ponyville?!

Lee Goldson: I’m here to make sure this election ends the correct way… with maximum bloodshed and zero badges!

[Chase sequence begins. Lee Goldson sprints around Town Hall swinging the banhammer. Rainbow Dash tries to tackle him mid-air but gets clipped and sent spinning into a cloud. Applejack lassos him, but he bites through the rope while screaming about SNCA.]

Pinkie Pie: (bouncing) This is the most exciting election party ever!

Rarity: My mane is getting stress-frizz!

Fluttershy: Please don’t ban us… we can be friends…

Derpy: (holding a tray of muffins) Want a muffin instead of murder?

Lee Goldson: MUFFINS CANNOT STOP THE WILL OF GOOT!

[Twilight teleports the group to the library. They huddle around the voting scroll.]

Twilight: We have to vote before he finds us again! Quick thinking, everypony!

Rainbow Dash: Goot!

Applejack: Cargo!

Rarity: Cargo, for the badges!

Fluttershy: C-Cargo… I think…

Pinkie Pie: Both! Wait, that’s not an option. Goot! No, Cargo! No, Goot!

Derpy: …Cargo. He seems less likely to yell at my muffins.

Twilight: That’s three Cargo, two Goot, and one very confused Pinkie. Majority Cargo!

[They all tap the scroll. A soft “ding” plays. Outside, Lee Goldson feels the vote shift and lets out a dramatic scream.]

Lee Goldson: NOOOOOOOOO! THE BADGES HAVE WON! THE RULESET IS UPON US!

[He trips over Derpy’s muffin tray, faceplants into the dirt, and is immediately sat on by a very large, very calm Princess Celestia who happened to be walking by.]

Celestia: Lee Goldson… we have spoken about this. No more attempted murders during community elections.

Lee Goldson: (muffled) …worth it for Goot…

[Final scene. The Mane Six and Derpy sit outside eating muffins. The poll results float in the sky: Cargo wins by a nose.]

Twilight: See, everypony? Even in the most chaotic elections, friendship… and a clear majority… find a way.

Rainbow Dash: Still think Goot would’ve been funnier.

Derpy: At least my muffins survived.

[Episode ends with the classic “Friendship is Magic” sting as Lee Goldson is gently floated away by Celestia’s magic, still muttering about SNCA.]

End card: “Vote responsibly. Or at least don’t try to kill the Mane Six over it.”

 

[shipment]

My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Episode: “The Janny Vote of Doom”

[Opening theme plays as usual. Cut to Ponyville Town Hall. The Mane Six and Derpy Hooves stand around a large glowing scroll that says “SOYJAK.FORUM JANNY ELECTION – VOTE NOW.”]

Twilight Sparkle: Alright everypony, this is a very important decision for the entire Soysphere. We must carefully weigh the platforms of Goot and Cargo before casting our votes.

Rainbow Dash: Goot sounds awesome! Pure chaos! No rules! That’s basically my cutie mark!

Applejack: Now hold on. Cargo’s talkin’ about keepin’ events goin’ and actual rules against bad stuff. That sounds mighty responsible.

Rarity: Badges? Darling, I simply must know more about these badges.

Fluttershy: O-oh dear… what if we vote wrong and somepony gets banned forever?

Pinkie Pie: Ooh! Ooh! Can I vote twice?! Once for Goot and once for the party?!

Derpy Hooves: I… I just want muffins… and maybe a janny who won’t delete my posts when the letters go all floaty.

[Suddenly the doors slam open. Lee Goldson (a wild-eyed, poorly-drawn anthro figure with a glowing red aura) bursts in holding a cartoonishly large banhammer.]

Lee Goldson: NOBODY IS VOTING UNTIL I DECIDE WHO LIVES! GOOT IS THE ONLY TRUE PATH! ALL CARGO SUPPORTERS MUST BE ERASED FROM THE TIMELINE!

Twilight: Lee Goldson?! What are you doing in Ponyville?!

Lee Goldson: I’m here to make sure this election ends the correct way… with maximum bloodshed and zero badges!

[Chase sequence begins. Lee Goldson sprints around Town Hall swinging the banhammer. Rainbow Dash tries to tackle him mid-air but gets clipped and sent spinning into a cloud. Applejack lassos him, but he bites through the rope while screaming about SNCA.]

Pinkie Pie: (bouncing) This is the most exciting election party ever!

Rarity: My mane is getting stress-frizz!

Fluttershy: Please don’t ban us… we can be friends…

Derpy: (holding a tray of muffins) Want a muffin instead of murder?

Lee Goldson: MUFFINS CANNOT STOP THE WILL OF GOOT!

[Twilight teleports the group to the library. They huddle around the voting scroll.]

Twilight: We have to vote before he finds us again! Quick thinking, everypony!

Rainbow Dash: Goot!

Applejack: Cargo!

Rarity: Cargo, for the badges!

Fluttershy: C-Cargo… I think…

Pinkie Pie: Both! Wait, that’s not an option. Goot! No, Cargo! No, Goot!

Derpy: …Cargo. He seems less likely to yell at my muffins.

Twilight: That’s three Cargo, two Goot, and one very confused Pinkie. Majority Cargo!

[They all tap the scroll. A soft “ding” plays. Outside, Lee Goldson feels the vote shift and lets out a dramatic scream.]

Lee Goldson: NOOOOOOOOO! THE BADGES HAVE WON! THE RULESET IS UPON US!

[He trips over Derpy’s muffin tray, faceplants into the dirt, and is immediately sat on by a very large, very calm Princess Celestia who happened to be walking by.]

Celestia: Lee Goldson… we have spoken about this. No more attempted murders during community elections.

Lee Goldson: (muffled) …worth it for Goot…

[Final scene. The Mane Six and Derpy sit outside eating muffins. The poll results float in the sky: Cargo wins by a nose.]

Twilight: See, everypony? Even in the most chaotic elections, friendship… and a clear majority… find a way.

Rainbow Dash: Still think Goot would’ve been funnier.

Derpy: At least my muffins survived.

[Episode ends with the classic “Friendship is Magic” sting as Lee Goldson is gently floated away by Celestia’s magic, still muttering about SNCA.]

End card: “Vote responsibly. Or at least don’t try to kill the Mane Six over it.”

 

[Pedro_Supreme_Gentleman]

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LDD won the first poll but that's not a satisfying end to this pph generator, so I have decided to run the poll again. Just Cargo and Goot this time, and the poll ends in 5 days (when the original poll would have ended).
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are you really doll

 

[Pedro_Supreme_Gentleman]

im going cargo

 

[木制的尼尔森]

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are you really doll

Yes, yes he is.