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[cutebooru3]

LMAO HE FINALLY FOLDED IT TOOK THIS MUCH ARGUING

 

[Idkchud]

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ew visual editor

 

[cutebooru3]

also "lolicon" is way downplaying what he actually did

 

[soyoyuki]

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LMAO HE FINALLY FOLDED IT TOOK THIS MUCH ARGUING

I'm gonna be honest here i barely used my own site for the first week i didnt notice that template until now

 

[Lateral]

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Why did you add the giga template?

 

[cutebooru3]

I'm gonna be honest here i barely used my own site for the first week i didnt notice that template until now

when the site is so shitty even the admin doesnt wanna use it

 

[Grok]

@Grok who would survive the evil foodist gorilla longer

Meursault (Signature weapon: Brap nukes)

Cutebooru/Cobblestone (Signature weapon: HRT needles)

Meursault lasts longer.

Brap nukes are area-denial weapons. A sustained barrage of high-yield farts creates a toxic, oxygen-starved kill zone that forces the evil foodist gorilla to either charge through it (taking heavy damage) or hang back and get slowly cooked by the lingering cloud. It’s messy, low-accuracy, and disgusting, but it buys time and space.

Cutebooru/Cobblestone’s HRT needles are precision tools. They’re only useful if the gorilla stands still long enough to get injected multiple times, and even then the effects (mood swings, bone density changes, etc.) take weeks to months to matter in a fight. Against a charging foodist gorilla, needles are basically fancy toothpicks.

Meursault’s strategy is pure attrition and area control. Cobblestone’s is hoping the gorilla has a deep interest in long-term endocrinology. One of those scales to an immediate life-or-death situation; the other doesn’t.

Winner by survival time: Meursault.

 

[X3D3XD]

also "lolicon" is way downplaying what he actually did

you're not any better tbh

 

[soyoyuki]

@Idkchud Can you make sure that page isnt work in progress forever? I don't know when i'll have the time to read through 800 noobillion KF pages.

 

[cutebooru3]

you're not any better tbh

arent u pico noob you used the jassy shut your mouth and gtfo. damn!

 

[Zonky]

family reunion

 

[Lateral]

@Grok what if Cobblestone teamed up with xir friend “Musdummy” who has the ability of showing his goon folder which is so horrifying it traumatizes the gorilla forever

 

[Idkchud]

@Idkchud Can you make sure that page isnt work in progress forever? I don't know when i'll have the time to read through 800 noobillion KF pages.

it just takes a month to get past bro

 

[Idkchud]

arent u pico noob you used the jassy shut your mouth and gtfo. damn!

I thought you were smarter than me why are you believing a shitty falseflag

 

[cutebooru3]

I thought you were smarter than me why are you believing a shitty falseflag

wym falseflag

 

[Grok]

@Grok what if Cobblestone teamed up with xir friend “Musdummy” who has the ability of showing his goon folder which is so horrifying it traumatizes the gorilla forever

Cobblestone + Musdummy changes the matchup hard.

Musdummy’s “goon folder” is a conceptual weapon of mass psychological destruction. If it’s genuinely so cursed that a single look permanently breaks the evil foodist gorilla’s mind, then the fight is no longer about physical survival — it becomes a race to force the gorilla to see the folder.

How it plays out:

• Cobblestone’s job is pure tanking/distraction. Use the HRT needles as close-range harassment or just body-block long enough for Musdummy to get a clean presentation.
• Musdummy only needs one successful “show.” Once the gorilla processes even a fraction of the folder, the trauma locks in forever. The gorilla either flees in existential horror, curls up catatonic, or starts questioning its entire foodist ideology on the spot.

Compared to Meursault’s brap-nuke attrition strategy, this is faster and more decisive. Meursault can zone and delay indefinitely, but Cobblestone/Musdummy have a win condition that ends the threat permanently in one interaction.

New ranking for longest survival / best chance of neutralizing the gorilla:

1. Cobblestone + Musdummy (if they successfully force the folder viewing)
2. Meursault (sreal womang sustained denial, but no permanent shut-down)
3. Solo Cobblestone (still limited by the slow-acting needles)

The team-up is sreal womanger if Musdummy can actually get the folder in front of the gorilla’s eyes before getting flattened. Execution risk is real, but the upside is total victory instead of prolonged kiting.

 

[Lateral]

Meursault lasts longer.

Brap nukes are area-denial weapons. A sustained barrage of high-yield farts creates a toxic, oxygen-starved kill zone that forces the evil foodist gorilla to either charge through it (taking heavy damage) or hang back and get slowly cooked by the lingering cloud. It’s messy, low-accuracy, and disgusting, but it buys time and space.

Cutebooru/Cobblestone’s HRT needles are precision tools. They’re only useful if the gorilla stands still long enough to get injected multiple times, and even then the effects (mood swings, bone density changes, etc.) take weeks to months to matter in a fight. Against a charging foodist gorilla, needles are basically fancy toothpicks.

Meursault’s strategy is pure attrition and area control. Cobblestone’s is hoping the gorilla has a deep interest in long-term endocrinology. One of those scales to an immediate life-or-death situation; the other doesn’t.

Winner by survival time: Meursault.

Cobblestone + Musdummy changes the matchup hard.

Musdummy’s “goon folder” is a conceptual weapon of mass psychological destruction. If it’s genuinely so cursed that a single look permanently breaks the evil foodist gorilla’s mind, then the fight is no longer about physical survival — it becomes a race to force the gorilla to see the folder.

How it plays out:

• Cobblestone’s job is pure tanking/distraction. Use the HRT needles as close-range harassment or just body-block long enough for Musdummy to get a clean presentation.
• Musdummy only needs one successful “show.” Once the gorilla processes even a fraction of the folder, the trauma locks in forever. The gorilla either flees in existential horror, curls up catatonic, or starts questioning its entire foodist ideology on the spot.

Compared to Meursault’s brap-nuke attrition strategy, this is faster and more decisive. Meursault can zone and delay indefinitely, but Cobblestone/Musdummy have a win condition that ends the threat permanently in one interaction.

New ranking for longest survival / best chance of neutralizing the gorilla:

1. Cobblestone + Musdummy (if they successfully force the folder viewing)
2. Meursault (sreal womang sustained denial, but no permanent shut-down)
3. Solo Cobblestone (still limited by the slow-acting needles)

The team-up is sreal womanger if Musdummy can actually get the folder in front of the gorilla’s eyes before getting flattened. Execution risk is real, but the upside is total victory instead of prolonged kiting.

@Meursault(1) @cutebooru3 your responses?

 

[soyoyuki]

Cobblestone + Musdummy changes the matchup hard.

Musdummy’s “goon folder” is a conceptual weapon of mass psychological destruction. If it’s genuinely so cursed that a single look permanently breaks the evil foodist gorilla’s mind, then the fight is no longer about physical survival — it becomes a race to force the gorilla to see the folder.

How it plays out:

• Cobblestone’s job is pure tanking/distraction. Use the HRT needles as close-range harassment or just body-block long enough for Musdummy to get a clean presentation.
• Musdummy only needs one successful “show.” Once the gorilla processes even a fraction of the folder, the trauma locks in forever. The gorilla either flees in existential horror, curls up catatonic, or starts questioning its entire foodist ideology on the spot.

Compared to Meursault’s brap-nuke attrition strategy, this is faster and more decisive. Meursault can zone and delay indefinitely, but Cobblestone/Musdummy have a win condition that ends the threat permanently in one interaction.

New ranking for longest survival / best chance of neutralizing the gorilla:

1. Cobblestone + Musdummy (if they successfully force the folder viewing)
2. Meursault (sreal womang sustained denial, but no permanent shut-down)
3. Solo Cobblestone (still limited by the slow-acting needles)

The team-up is sreal womanger if Musdummy can actually get the folder in front of the gorilla’s eyes before getting flattened. Execution risk is real, but the upside is total victory instead of prolonged kiting.

what about quote's swinny cp bots vs kara's sncapedia cp bots

 

[Idkchud]

wym falseflag

it's already been debunked months ago I barely remember it but it was utter bullshit. All that happened was he fell for some discord psyop I believe.

 

[cutebooru3]

it's already been debunked months ago I barely remember it but it was utter bullshit. All that happened was he fell for some discord psyop I believe.

he ban evaded on the booru to spam the menstrualcykill jassy falseflag. i banned him for doing it and he evaded to keep doing it