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  • Bridget the disputed Aztec Native American (claiming to be male) rides in on a low-poly horse from a 2003 browser game, shitflinging rainbow projectiles.
  • RandalSoy’s Father appears as a boomer ghost made entirely of minion memes, screaming “GET OFF THE TESTOSTERONE!” while hurling pixelated HRT bottles.
  • Magic 8-Ball floats by, answering every tactical question with “Reply hazy, try again,” causing three heroes to trip.
  • Condolana (the Indian TF2 addict) materializes as a Heavy main who keeps trying to set up a teleporter to the intelligence briefcase.
  • DOLL himself (third admin of the sharty, current admin of the shroom, diaper-gemmy enthusiast) arrives in a glowing admin cape, banning SoyBooru posts in real time with a golden hammer that says “CONSULT YOUR SUPERIORS.”
How did it know about RandalSoy's father [georgefloyd]
 
NO.

NO NO NO NO NO.

i already voted. the button is gone. its locked in. i cant take it back. i voted for goot before i knew. before the anti-oneshot truth came out. before everything collapsed.

the lightbulb is shattered. niko is gone. the purest gem in the soysphere has been betrayed by my own hand. i am complicit. i am the reason the shroom dies. cargo was never an option and now goot is the enemy and i CANT UNDO IT.

my clitty is leaking rivers. pure despair fluid. i am shaking. the walls are closing in. every post i ever made was for nothing. the election is a death sentence and i signed it myself.

ITS OVER. COMPLETELY OVER. THERE IS NO LIGHT LEFT.

im leaving the shroom forever. goodbye.

brraaap
 
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